These games were utterly unfair. I drew almost perfect hands and I cast Fact or Fiction six times. Therefore, I won.

I don't remember a whole lot of detail because we played yesterday night, so I'll let the logs tell the story. Keep in mind they are heavily gutted- if something seems confusing, I probably cut out something important.

Deranged Parrot

4 Morphling
4 Powder Keg

4 Fact or Fiction
1 Time Walk
1 Ancestral Recall

4 Force of Will
4 Misdirection
4 Mana Drain
4 Counterspell
4 Dissipate

R Strip Mine
4 Wasteland
R Mox Sapphire
R Grim Monolith
R Black Lotus
R Sol Ring
17 Island

Sideboard
4 Back to Basics
4 Hydroblast
4 Gainsay
3 Masticore

Bob

4x Sarcomancy
4x Carnophage
4x Phyrexian Negator
4x Dauthi Slayer
4x Hypnotic Spectre
3x Hatred
4x Unmask
4x Duress
1x Demonic Tutor
1x Kaervak's Spite
1x Demonic Consultation
4x Dark Ritual
1x Black Lotus
1x Mox Jet
3x Crystal Vein
17x Swamp

Sideboard:
3x Masticore
1x Necropotence
3x Gloom
2x Forsaken Wastes
2x Dystopia
4x Contagion

Game One:

20:19:41 - DerangedParrot says:'yo'
20:19:42 - DerangedParrot says:'h/t?'
20:19:45 - bob says:'hey'
20:19:45 - bob says:'h'
20:19:48 - DerangedParrot flipped a coin: TAILS
20:19:49 - DerangedParrot says:'play'

20:19:57 - bob drew 7 cards.
20:19:59 - DerangedParrot drew 7 cards.
20:20:01 - bob says:'=/'
20:20:01 - bob says:'kp'
20:20:02 - DerangedParrot says:'kp'

My opening hand is 2 Island, 2 Powder Keg, 1 Counterspell, 1 Dissipate, 1 Misdirection.

20:20:08 - It is now turn 2.
20:20:32 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

20:20:33 - It is now turn 3.
20:20:40 - bob plays Swamp.
20:20:44 - bob plays Carnophage.

20:20:49 - It is now turn 4.
20:20:54 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:20:56 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

20:20:59 - It is now turn 5.
20:21:05 - bob's life is now 19. (-1)
20:21:01 - bob draws a card.
20:21:02 - bob plays Swamp.
20:21:07 - Carnophage is attacking.
20:21:09 - DerangedParrot's life is now 18. (-2)
20:21:13 - bob plays Duress.

My hand now is 2 Powder Keg, 2 Counterspell, 1 Dissipate, 1 Misdirection.

20:21:51 - DerangedParrot buries Powder Keg.
20:21:56 - bob plays Sarcomancy.
20:22:01 - DerangedParrot plays Counterspell.

20:22:07 - It is now turn 6.
20:22:10 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

20:22:11 - It is now the Main Phase.
20:22:19 - bob's life is now 18. (-1)
20:22:19 - bob draws a card.
20:22:21 - bob plays Swamp.
20:22:23 - Carnophage is attacking.
20:22:25 - DerangedParrot's life is now 16. (-2)
20:22:29 - bob plays Dauthi Slayer.
20:22:34 - DerangedParrot plays Counterspell.

20:22:37 - It is now turn 8.
20:22:42 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:22:44 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

20:22:49 - It is now turn 9.
20:22:52 - bob's life is now 17. (-1)
20:22:52 - bob draws a card.
20:22:54 - bob plays Crystal Vein.
20:22:58 - bob plays Phyrexian Negator.
20:23:02 - DerangedParrot plays Dissipate.
20:23:10 - Carnophage is attacking.
20:23:13 - DerangedParrot's life is now 14. (-2)

20:23:15 - It is now turn 10.
20:23:20 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:23:25 - DerangedParrot plays Ancestral Recall.
20:23:27 - DerangedParrot says:'me and stuff'
20:23:29 - bob says:'=('
20:23:29 - bob says:'k'
20:23:31 - DerangedParrot drew 3 cards.
20:23:41 - DerangedParrot plays Wasteland.
20:23:45 - DerangedParrot plays Powder Keg.

20:23:54 - It is now turn 11.
20:23:57 - bob's life is now 16. (-1)
20:23:57 - bob draws a card.
20:23:59 - bob plays Swamp.
20:24:04 - bob plays Phyrexian Negator.
20:24:09 - DerangedParrot plays Force of Will.
20:24:11 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.
20:24:11 - DerangedParrot's life is now 13. (-1)

20:24:15 - bob says:'=('
20:24:18 - DerangedParrot says:':-('
20:24:21 - DerangedParrot says:'Counters are fun :-('

20:24:19 - Carnophage is attacking.
20:24:23 - DerangedParrot's life is now 11. (-2)

20:24:24 - It is now turn 12.
20:24:29 - Powder Keg now has 1 counters. (+1)

20:24:27 - bob says:'maybe for u'
20:24:35 - DerangedParrot says:'that was sarcasm'
20:24:41 - DerangedParrot says:'they're not a whole lot of fun on my end either :-('
20:24:49 - DerangedParrot says:'Mono-blue is basically a deckbuilding excercise'

20:24:55 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

20:25:05 - It is now turn 13.
20:25:08 - bob's life is now 15. (-1)
20:25:10 - bob draws a card.
20:25:15 - bob plays Unmask.
20:25:18 - DerangedParrot says:'response'
20:25:21 - DerangedParrot plays Fact or Fiction.
20:25:24 - bob says:'k'

20:25:26 - DerangedParrot moves Morphling from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:25:27 - DerangedParrot moves Powder Keg from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:25:28 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:25:30 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:25:31 - DerangedParrot moves Wasteland from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.

20:25:36 - bob says:'well....'
20:25:41 - DerangedParrot says:':-('
20:25:48 - DerangedParrot says:'Unmask makes that slightly less happy than it should be'

20:26:16 - DerangedParrot moves Island from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
20:26:16 - DerangedParrot moves Wasteland from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
20:26:16 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.

20:26:18 - DerangedParrot buries Morphling.
20:26:18 - DerangedParrot buries Powder Keg.

20:26:20 - bob is looking through DerangedParrot's hand...

My hand at this point is 1 Misdirection, 1 Force of Will, 1 Island, 1 Wasteland, 1 Mana Drain.

20:26:42 - DerangedParrot buries Force of Will.
20:26:44 - Carnophage is attacking.
20:26:47 - DerangedParrot buries Powder Keg.
20:26:48 - bob buries Carnophage.

20:26:49 - It is now turn 14.
20:26:51 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:26:53 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

20:26:54 - It is now turn 15.
20:26:56 - bob draws a card.

20:26:58 - It is now turn 16.
20:27:02 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:27:05 - DerangedParrot plays Wasteland.
20:27:07 - DerangedParrot plays Powder Keg.

20:27:09 - It is now turn 17.
20:27:10 - bob draws a card.
20:27:16 - bob plays Unmask.

20:27:33 - DerangedParrot says:'very interesting.'
20:27:34 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmm'
20:27:58 - bob says:'think hard'
20:27:59 - DerangedParrot says:'thinking'
20:28:00 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'

20:28:24 - DerangedParrot plays Misdirection.
20:28:25 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.

20:28:31 - bob says:'hmm'
20:28:32 - bob says:'ok'
20:28:36 - DerangedParrot says:':-)'
20:28:50 - bob says:'so i choose what to discard?'
20:28:52 - DerangedParrot says:'yup'
20:28:53 - bob says:'or do u'
20:28:55 - bob says:'ok'
20:28:55 - DerangedParrot says:'you do'

20:28:58 - bob moves Dark Ritual from bob's hand to bob's graveyard.

20:29:08 - It is now turn 18.
20:29:15 - Powder Keg now has 1 counters. (+1)
20:29:16 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

20:29:18 - It is now turn 19.
20:29:21 - bob draws a card.
20:29:29 - bob says:'please have no counters...'
20:29:32 - bob plays Phyrexian Negator.
20:29:34 - DerangedParrot plays Counterspell.

20:29:36 - bob says:'great'
20:29:38 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmm'
20:29:44 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah, that needs to be countered C_C'

I had the Keg, but I was nervous about even taking 5 points of damage. This is probably a mistake.

20:29:49 - It is now turn 20.
20:29:55 - Powder Keg now has 2 counters. (+1)
20:29:56 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:30:02 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.

20:30:03 - It is now turn 21.
20:30:05 - bob says:'great'
20:30:07 - bob draws a card.
20:30:09 - bob plays Swamp.

20:30:10 - It is now turn 22.
20:30:13 - DerangedParrot says:'topdecking is wonderful'
20:30:15 - DerangedParrot says:':/'
20:30:16 - bob says:'yeah'
20:30:19 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:30:22 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
20:30:23 - Morphling is attacking.
20:30:26 - bob's life is now 10. (-5)

20:30:27 - It is now turn 23.
20:30:30 - bob draws a card.

20:30:32 - It is now turn 24.
20:30:36 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:30:40 - Morphling is attacking.
20:30:42 - bob's life is now 5. (-5)

20:30:44 - It is now turn 25.
20:30:45 - bob draws a card.

20:30:48 - bob says:'gg'
20:30:51 - DerangedParrot says:'yup'

Game two:

20:31:26 - bob says:'play'
20:31:34 - bob drew 7 cards.
20:31:42 - DerangedParrot drew 7 cards.
20:31:43 - bob says:'kp'
20:31:46 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmmm'
20:31:48 - DerangedParrot says:'kp'
20:31:57 - DerangedParrot says:'you're up'

I forgot to write down my hand. I remember it was amazing though.

It already was turn one.
20:31:58 - bob plays Swamp.

20:31:59 - It is now turn 2.
20:32:02 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:32:04 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

20:32:05 - It is now turn 3.
20:32:07 - bob draws a card.
20:32:09 - *** DerangedParrot likes slow draws
20:32:09 - bob plays Swamp.
20:32:12 - bob plays Dauthi Slayer.
20:32:15 - DerangedParrot plays Force of Will.
20:32:16 - DerangedParrot moves Counterspell from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.
20:32:16 - DerangedParrot's life is now 19. (-1)

20:32:20 - It is now turn 4.
20:32:23 - DerangedParrot draws a card
20:32:24 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

20:32:25 - It is now turn 5.
20:32:29 - bob draws a card.
20:32:33 - bob plays Crystal Vein.
20:32:37 - bob plays Phyrexian Negator.
20:32:39 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Drain.

20:32:45 - DerangedParrot says:'This is unfair'
20:32:47 - bob says:'not morphling...'
20:32:56 - bob says:'=('
20:33:01 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmm'
20:33:08 - DerangedParrot says:'very interesting choice'
20:33:39 - bob says:'masticore?'
20:33:40 - DerangedParrot says:'still thinking'
20:33:52 - bob says:'perhaps masticore and morphling?'
20:33:55 - bob says:'or that'
20:33:59 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah, or that'
20:36:09 - DerangedParrot says:':-('

This conversation went on during turn six. I moved it all for easier reading.

This was a tough choice for me. Consider this: I have 3 Island out and a 3 mana Drain to use. I have a Masticore and a Fact or Fiction in hand. Which do you play? I'm not at all sure of my decision for the FoF, but it seems to have worked. I was worried about getting my hand killed, and with only three land, Core isn't that amazing. Who knows?

20:32:43 - It is now turn 6.
20:32:49 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:32:52 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
20:33:52 - DerangedParrot plays Fact or Fiction.

20:34:01 - DerangedParrot moves Powder Keg from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:34:03 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:34:04 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:34:05 - DerangedParrot moves Powder Keg from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:34:07 - DerangedParrot moves Counterspell from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.

20:34:08 - bob says:'fun fun fun'
20:34:17 - DerangedParrot says:'Morph or core with only three land is not fun'
20:34:44 - bob says:'hmmm'
20:35:10 - DerangedParrot says:'hehe'
20:35:14 - bob says:'hard'
20:35:41 - bob says:'ha'
20:35:43 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'
20:35:49 - bob says:'well...'
20:36:06 - bob says:'sigh'

20:36:05 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
20:36:05 - DerangedParrot moves Counterspell from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.

20:36:07 - DerangedParrot buries Island.
20:36:07 - DerangedParrot buries Powder Keg.
20:36:07 - DerangedParrot buries Powder Keg.

20:36:15 - It is now turn 7.
20:36:18 - bob draws a card.
20:36:20 - bob plays Swamp.
20:36:24 - bob plays Sarcomancy.
20:36:27 - bob says:'k?'
20:36:28 - DerangedParrot says:'yup, sure, fine'
20:36:37 - bob plays zombie.

20:36:38 - DerangedParrot says:'aww'
20:36:44 - DerangedParrot says:'I always name my tokens something funny'
20:36:49 - bob says:'lol'
20:36:55 - DerangedParrot says:'Ever been beaten down by Al Gore and Janet Reno?'
20:37:00 - DerangedParrot says:'*That* is techy :-)'
20:37:00 - bob says:'lol'
20:37:02 - bob says:'one sec'
20:37:04 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'
20:37:09 - DerangedParrot says:'brb myself'

20:37:39 - bob plays britney spears.
20:37:41 - bob removes zombie from the game.
20:37:44 - DerangedParrot says:'that works :-D'

20:37:50 - bob plays Hypnotic Specter.
20:37:55 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Drain.

Setting me up for another tough choice when I topdeck a second FoF. I chose the Core this time, as I had cards and mana to spare.

20:38:02 - It is now turn 8.
20:38:17 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:38:22 - DerangedParrot plays Wasteland.
20:38:31 - DerangedParrot says:'aw man'
20:38:34 - DerangedParrot says:'not another hard choice :-('
20:38:55 - DerangedParrot plays Masticore.

20:39:04 - It is now turn 9.
20:39:04 - bob says:'whoopee'
20:39:07 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah :-('
20:39:25 - bob plays Unmask.
20:39:34 - DerangedParrot plays Counterspell.

I'm protecting my FoF, which he would have taken. I need it to feed my hungry Masticore.

20:39:44 - It is now turn 10.
20:39:54 - DerangedParrot says:'in response to the Core's ability'
20:39:58 - DerangedParrot plays Fact or Fiction.
20:40:03 - bob says:'alrighty'

20:40:03 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:40:05 - DerangedParrot moves Black Lotus from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:40:07 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:40:08 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:40:10 - DerangedParrot moves Time Walk from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.

20:40:37 - DerangedParrot moves Island from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
20:40:37 - DerangedParrot moves Black Lotus from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
20:40:37 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.

20:40:39 - DerangedParrot buries Mana Drain.
20:40:39 - DerangedParrot buries Time Walk.

20:40:48 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
From Unmask.
20:40:50 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

20:40:56 - It is now turn 11.
20:41:02 - bob draws a card.
20:41:05 - bob plays Black Lotus.
20:41:12 - bob plays Necropotence.
20:41:15 - bob says:'k?'
20:41:17 - DerangedParrot says:'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
20:41:19 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah'
20:41:23 - DerangedParrot says:'that's fun :-)'
20:41:27 - bob says:'yes very!'
20:41:30 - bob's life is now 14. (-6)
20:41:31 - bob drew 6 cards.

And there was much rejoicing. This was frightening. With core, though, he can burn through as many cards as he wants and still have one heck of a time trying to kill me. :-)

20:41:33 - It is now turn 12.
20:41:35 - DerangedParrot says:'yay'
20:41:36 - bob says:'hehe'
20:41:38 - bob says:'goodness'
20:41:53 - DerangedParrot moves Black Lotus from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
20:41:56 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

20:42:08 - It is now turn 13.
20:42:39 - bob plays Hypnotic Specter.
20:42:41 - bob says:'k?'
20:42:42 - DerangedParrot says:'yup'
20:42:50 - Swamp is tapped.
20:42:52 - bob plays Carnophage.
20:42:56 - DerangedParrot says:'ok'
20:42:58 - bob's life is now 11. (-3)
20:43:01 - bob drew three cards.

20:43:01 - It is now turn 14.
20:43:05 - DerangedParrot says:'eot'

I shoot his Specter twice with my Masticore.

20:43:09 - bob says:'no!'
20:43:16 - bob buries Hypnotic Specter.
20:43:18 - DerangedParrot says:'hehe'
20:43:22 - DerangedParrot says:'you can't last forever'
20:43:25 - DerangedParrot says:'your powers are weak, old man'
20:43:28 - DerangedParrot says:':-P'
20:43:35 - bob says:'lol'
20:43:37 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
20:43:39 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

20:43:41 - It is now turn 15.
20:43:41 - It is now the Untap Phase.
20:43:47 - DerangedParrot says:'I am *such* a nerd :/'
20:43:50 - DerangedParrot says:':-P'
20:43:54 - bob's life is now 10. (-1)
20:43:56 - bob plays Swamp.
20:43:58 - bob plays Duress.
20:44:27 - DerangedParrot buries Counterspell.

20:44:34 - bob says:'hmm'
20:44:49 - DerangedParrot says:'you only have nine cards left to burn through' (because he's at ten life and stuff)
20:44:54 - bob says:'hmmm'
20:44:58 - bob says:'thinin'
20:45:00 - bob says:'kin'
20:45:04 - DerangedParrot says:'ok'
20:45:22 - bob plays Demonic Tutor.
20:45:24 - bob says:'k?'
20:45:28 - DerangedParrot says:'ayee.'
20:45:29 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmm'
20:45:31 - DerangedParrot says:'ok'
20:45:39 - bob says:'oops'
20:45:41 - bob says:'wrong button'
20:45:44 - bob says:'damn apprentice'
20:45:46 - DerangedParrot says:'I didn't need to see that :-)'
20:45:52 - DerangedParrot says:'you dirty little bob you'
20:45:58 - bob says:'lol'

He accidentally showed me his library.

20:46:17 - bob moves a card from bob's library to bob's hand.
20:46:25 - bob plays Duress.
20:46:40 - DerangedParrot buries Misdirection.
20:46:47 - bob's life is now 6. (-4)
20:46:49 - bob drew 4 cards.

20:46:51 - bob says:'crap'
20:46:52 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmm'
20:46:55 - DerangedParrot says:'I'm getting scared'
20:47:01 - bob says:'so am i =P'
20:47:04 - DerangedParrot says:'you drew in exra?'
20:47:07 - DerangedParrot says:'an extra card?'
20:47:13 - bob says:'i payed four'
20:47:13 - DerangedParrot says:'throw it back on the top of your deck'
20:47:17 - DerangedParrot says:'oh'
20:47:24 - bob says:'welll'
20:47:26 - bob says:'lemme think'
20:47:27 - DerangedParrot says:'you can have it back, or not, whichever'

20:47:35 - bob moves Dark Ritual from bob's hand to bob's removed from game pile.

20:47:39 - It is now turn 16.
20:47:41 - DerangedParrot says:'hehe'
20:47:49 - bob says:'i need a discard, any discard'
20:47:49 - DerangedParrot says:'DAMN.'

I forgot to Masticore one of his zombies. I thought that mistake would cost me the game at this point.

20:47:53 - DerangedParrot moves Mox Sapphire from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
20:47:54 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:47:58 - DerangedParrot says:'excuse my language'

You know, stuff just slips out....

20:48:00 - It is now turn 17.
20:48:05 - Carnophage is tapped.
20:48:08 - bob plays Swamp.
20:48:09 - DerangedParrot says:'I just made a pathetic mistake'
20:48:11 - bob plays Mox Jet.
20:48:16 - bob says:'good'
20:48:18 - bob says:'better for me'
20:48:21 - DerangedParrot says:'yup'
20:48:32 - bob says:'lesse'
20:48:43 - bob says:'damn'
20:48:48 - bob says:'need to kill that guy'
20:48:53 - DerangedParrot says:'lol, yup ya do'
20:49:03 - DerangedParrot says:'and I need to kill your little guys'
20:49:13 - bob's life is now 3. (-3)
20:49:14 - bob drew 3 cards.
20:49:19 - bob says:'yes'
20:49:24 - DerangedParrot says:'that's bad'
20:49:26 - DerangedParrot says:':-)'
20:49:26 - bob moves Swamp from bob's hand to bob's graveyard.

20:49:29 - It is now turn 18.
20:49:33 - DerangedParrot says:'EOT'
20:49:34 - DerangedParrot says:'hehe'

And I kill everybody's favorite teen music star.

20:49:44 - bob buries britney spears.
20:49:46 - bob says:'o shit'
20:49:53 - DerangedParrot says:'a jealous fan, what can I say :/'
20:50:00 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
20:50:01 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:50:08 - DerangedParrot says:'ayee'
20:50:11 - DerangedParrot says:'this is *really* scary'

I'm running out of cards in hand... when I draw Fact or Fiction. I do some acting here.

20:50:13 - It is now turn 19.
20:50:18 - bob plays Swamp.
20:50:26 - bob plays Unmask.
20:50:29 - DerangedParrot says:'or not'
20:50:30 - DerangedParrot says:'in response'
20:50:33 - DerangedParrot plays Fact or Fiction.
20:50:37 - bob says:'great'
20:50:40 - bob says:'just what i neede'
20:50:40 - bob says:'d'
20:50:42 - DerangedParrot says:':-)'

20:50:40 - DerangedParrot moves Masticore from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:50:44 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:50:46 - bob says:'lol'
20:50:47 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:50:50 - DerangedParrot moves Counterspell from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
20:50:52 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.

20:51:40 - DerangedParrot says:'still thinking?'
20:51:41 - DerangedParrot says:':-)'
20:51:44 - bob says:'yeah'
20:51:48 - bob says:'i hate FoF'
20:51:52 - bob says:'restrict it i say'
20:51:57 - DerangedParrot says:'I agree completely'
20:52:05 - DerangedParrot says:'Monoblue can live with just Phid, I think C_C'

20:52:32 - bob says:'o well'
20:52:33 - DerangedParrot says:'just so you know'
20:52:38 - DerangedParrot says:'that was exactly the correct division'

20:52:41 - DerangedParrot moves Island from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
20:52:41 - DerangedParrot moves Island from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
20:52:41 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.

20:52:43 - DerangedParrot buries Masticore.
20:52:43 - DerangedParrot buries Counterspell.

20:52:51 - bob stops looking through DerangedParrot's hand.
20:52:54 - bob says:'is that the first time ive did that?'

20:52:54 - DerangedParrot buries Dissipate.

From Unmask.

20:52:58 - DerangedParrot says:'I don't remembe'
20:53:05 - DerangedParrot says:'but that one was exactly what I would have done'
20:53:05 - bob says:'all my others were wrong =('
20:53:11 - DerangedParrot says:'I have to take the three pile no matter what'
20:53:15 - DerangedParrot says:'so you give me three bad ards'
20:53:16 - DerangedParrot says:'*cards*'

20:53:17 - bob plays Duress.
20:53:21 - DerangedParrot says:'see?'
20:53:22 - DerangedParrot says:':-)'
20:53:25 - DerangedParrot buries Misdirection.

20:53:27 - bob says:'yeah'
20:53:34 - bob says:'but i cant make u discard islands'
20:53:37 - DerangedParrot says:'yup'

Which I happen to have two of in hand. Hooray.

20:53:49 - bob plays Phyrexian Negator.
20:53:51 - DerangedParrot says:'AYEEEEEEEEEEe'
20:53:52 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah.'

20:53:54 - It is now turn 20.
20:53:58 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'
20:54:04 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
20:54:06 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:54:15 - DerangedParrot says:'!'
20:54:16 - DerangedParrot says:'wow'
20:54:20 - DerangedParrot says:'This is Just Dumb.'

Note the Authoritative Capital Letters. Topdecking is fun.

20:54:23 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
20:54:26 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.

Which means game with Bob at 3 life. I fly over all his scary black guys and win next turn.

20:54:27 - It is now turn 21.
20:54:29 - bob says:'hehe'
20:54:34 - bob draws a card.
20:54:35 - bob plays Crystal Vein.
20:54:36 - bob's life is now 2. (-1)
20:54:46 - bob plays Kaervek's Spite.

Musical Interlude- bob sacrifices all permanents he controls and discards his hand.

20:54:53 - DerangedParrot's life is now 14. (-5)
20:54:58 - bob says:'yeah!'
20:54:59 - DerangedParrot says:'that was productive'
20:55:00 - DerangedParrot says:':-)'
20:55:02 - DerangedParrot says:'wow'
20:55:06 - DerangedParrot says:'excellent games'
20:55:09 - bob says:'o wait'
20:55:10 - bob says:'i forgot'
20:55:13 - DerangedParrot says:'I got like perfect draws'

20:55:15 - It is now turn 22.
20:55:20 - DerangedParrot buries Masticore.

Who needs him?

20:55:22 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
20:55:23 - bob says:'i didnt'
20:55:25 - bob says:'far from'
20:55:27 - DerangedParrot says:'I know :/'
20:55:32 - Morphling is attacking.
20:55:35 - bob's life is now -3. (-5)

And that's it. Build better aggro decks, people. Rubber Face, Jelal Sligh, something to stop the rampaging control players. Please. That's the only way to cut down the menace that is mono-blue and super-metagamed keeper.

Bob played very well, though, considering the quality of his hands. I must admit that I was surprised that he made it as far as he did, but Hatred was a perfect choice for the metagame that we had. Congrats.