These games were rediculous. I got god draws each game, and it was just sick. I shall let the logs tell the story. Keep in mind that I gutted these massively, and if something is missing, I probably made a mistake.

My opening hand in game one is Island, Library of Alexandria, Powder Keg, Powder Keg, Force of Will, Misdirection, Fact or Fiction.

14:02:58 - DerangedParrot says:'h/t/roll?'
14:03:09 - bob says:'roll'
14:03:11 - bob rolled a 17, using a 20 sided die.
14:03:11 - DerangedParrot rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die.
14:03:13 - bob says:'play'

14:03:25 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmmmmm'
14:03:26 - DerangedParrot says:'kp'
14:03:58 - DerangedParrot says:'go nuts'

It is now the beginning of the game. My opening hand is 2 Island, 3 off-color Moxen, Masticore, Psionic Blast

14:04:03 - bob plays Swamp.
14:04:06 - bob plays Black Lotus.
14:04:21 - bob buries Black Lotus.
14:04:22 - bob plays Hymn to Tourach.
14:04:26 - DerangedParrot plays Misdirection.
14:04:27 - DerangedParrot moves Fact or Fiction from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.

14:04:32 - bob says:'aww shit'
14:04:34 - DerangedParrot says:'for you, as always'

14:04:39 - bob randomly buried Hymn to Tourach.
14:04:41 - bob randomly buried Swamp.

14:04:49 - bob says:'damn'
14:04:49 - DerangedParrot says:'burn?'
14:04:52 - bob says:'double hymn is good'
14:04:55 - bob plays Sarcomancy.
14:04:58 - bob's life is now 19. (-1)
14:05:00 - DerangedParrot says:'okey'
14:05:11 - DerangedParrot says:'done?'
14:05:23 - bob plays Fidel Castro.
14:05:24 - DerangedParrot says:'awesome'
14:05:24 - DerangedParrot says:':D'

A strange sequence of events happened here. I forget exactly what, but this is some dialog.

14:05:26 - It is now turn 4.
14:05:30 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:05:34 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

14:05:36 - It is now turn 5.
14:05:38 - bob draws a card.
14:05:40 - bob plays Swamp.
14:05:41 - Fidel Castro is attacking.
14:05:42 - DerangedParrot's life is now 18. (-2)

14:05:49 - It is now turn 6.
14:05:58 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:06:01 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
14:06:05 - DerangedParrot plays Powder Keg.

14:06:07 - It is now turn 7.
14:06:09 - bob draws a card.
14:06:12 - bob plays Swamp.
14:06:24 - Fidel Castro is attacking.
14:06:29 - DerangedParrot's life is now 16. (-2)

14:06:32 - It is now turn 8.
14:06:38 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:06:42 - DerangedParrot plays Wasteland.

14:06:44 - It is now turn 9.
14:06:48 - bob draws a card.
14:06:51 - Fidel Castro is attacking.
14:06:56 - DerangedParrot's life is now 14. (-2)

14:07:04 - It is now turn 10.
14:07:13 - Powder Keg now has 1 counters. (+1)
14:07:14 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:07:17 - DerangedParrot plays Library of Alexandria.
14:07:23 - DerangedParrot plays Powder Keg.

14:07:27 - It is now turn 11.
14:07:31 - bob draws a card.
14:07:34 - Fidel Castro is attacking.
14:07:37 - DerangedParrot buries Powder Keg.
14:07:39 - bob buries Fidel Castro.
14:07:45 - bob plays Sarcomancy.

14:07:47 - DerangedParrot says:'mmmm'
14:07:47 - bob says:'k?'
14:07:51 - DerangedParrot says:'sure'
14:08:19 - bob plays Satan.

14:08:26 - It is now turn 12.
14:08:34 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:08:37 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

14:08:38 - It is now turn 13.
14:08:44 - bob draws a card.
14:08:49 - bob plays Swamp.
14:08:50 - Satan is attacking.
14:08:51 - DerangedParrot's life is now 12. (-2)
14:09:03 - bob plays Hypnotic Specter.
14:09:08 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Drain.
14:09:10 - Mana Drain now has 3 counters. (+3)

14:09:14 - It is now turn 14.
14:09:43 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:09:47 - DerangedParrot says:'well'
14:09:49 - DerangedParrot says:'wow'
14:09:54 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.

14:10:00 - It is now turn 15.
14:10:00 - bob says:'whoopee!'
14:10:03 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah'
14:10:06 - bob draws a card.
14:10:07 - DerangedParrot says:'and that was topdecked ;/'
14:10:11 - bob says:'lol'
14:10:18 - bob plays Demonic Tutor.
14:10:21 - DerangedParrot says:'sure'
14:10:23 - bob buries Demonic Tutor.

--- Tutor Resolving ---

14:10:58 - bob says:'if you have a counter...'
14:11:01 - bob plays Diabolic Edict.
14:11:10 - DerangedParrot says:'ok, you can slam me into the wall now'
14:11:11 - DerangedParrot plays Force of Will.
14:11:13 - DerangedParrot moves Force of Will from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.
14:11:13 - DerangedParrot's life is now 11. (-1)

14:11:20 - It is now turn 16.
14:11:24 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:11:34 - Morphling is attacking.
14:11:35 - bob's life is now 15. (-5)

14:11:42 - It is now turn 17.
14:11:55 - bob draws a card.
14:11:57 - bob plays Swamp.
14:12:04 - bob says:'damn'
14:12:07 - bob says:'that was my only hope'

14:12:08 - It is now turn 18.
14:12:13 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:12:17 - Morphling is attacking.
14:12:21 - bob's life is now 10. (-4)
14:12:22 - DerangedParrot says:'just one pump'
14:12:24 - DerangedParrot plays Merchant Scroll.

--- Merchant Scroll resolves, getting Mana Drain ---

14:12:33 - It is now turn 19.
14:12:35 - bob draws a card.
14:12:41 - bob plays Duress.
14:12:59 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Drain.
14:13:00 - Mana Drain now has 1 counters. (+1)
14:13:03 - DerangedParrot says:'whatever'
14:13:04 - DerangedParrot says:';/'
14:13:10 - Satan is attacking.
14:13:14 - DerangedParrot's life is now 9. (-2)

14:13:17 - It is now turn 20.
14:13:26 - It is now the Draw Phase.
14:13:27 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:13:28 - bob says:'well, my only hope is to topdeck an edict'
14:13:32 - DerangedParrot says:'God'
14:13:34 - DerangedParrot says:'my deck hates you'
14:13:34 - bob says:'and have you without anycounters'
14:13:35 - DerangedParrot says:'a lot'
14:13:40 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.

14:13:44 - bob says:'ok ok'
14:13:46 - DerangedParrot says:'stop and panic time for you :-)'
14:13:46 - bob says:'i get the point'
14:13:51 - bob says:'gg'
14:13:54 - DerangedParrot says:'yup'
14:13:56 - DerangedParrot says:'wow'

I sideboard out 2 Back to Basics and 4 Mana Leak for 2 Masticore and 4 Psionic Blast.

14:15:39 - bob says:'play'
14:15:46 - DerangedParrot says:'kp'
14:15:49 - bob says:'whatever'

It is now the beginning of the game.

14:15:51 - bob plays Swamp.
14:15:52 - Swamp is tapped.
14:15:54 - bob plays Carnophage.

14:15:58 - It is now turn 2.
14:16:19 - DerangedParrot says:'God'
14:16:22 - DerangedParrot says:'this is awful :-('
14:16:25 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:16:32 - DerangedParrot says:'please have an edict'
14:16:34 - DerangedParrot says:'that way I'll feel better'

14:16:37 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
14:16:39 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Emerald.
14:16:40 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Jet.
14:16:42 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Ruby.
14:16:44 - bob says:'oh shit'
14:16:47 - DerangedParrot plays Masticore.

14:16:48 - It is now turn 3.
14:16:53 - bob says:'=/'
14:16:57 - bob's life is now 19. (-1) (from Carno. All the upkeep pings are from him this game.)
14:16:57 - DerangedParrot says:'please please please edict me :-('
14:16:57 - bob draws a card.
14:17:02 - bob plays Swamp.
14:17:05 - bob plays Hymn to Tourach.
14:17:20 - DerangedParrot randomly buried Island.
14:17:21 - DerangedParrot randomly buried Psionic Blast.

14:17:28 - It is now turn 4.
14:17:28 - DerangedParrot says:'oh well'
14:17:34 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
14:17:36 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:17:40 - Masticore is attacking.
14:17:43 - bob's life is now 15. (-4)

14:17:44 - It is now turn 5.
14:17:48 - bob's life is now 14. (-1)
14:17:48 - bob draws a card.
14:17:50 - bob plays Swamp.
14:17:54 - bob plays Hypnotic Specter.
14:17:56 - DerangedParrot says:'sure'
14:17:59 - Carnophage is attacking.
14:18:08 - DerangedParrot's life is now 18. (-2)

14:18:11 - It is now turn 6.
14:18:17 - DerangedParrot says:'eat specter'
14:18:24 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
14:18:25 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:18:28 - Masticore is attacking.
14:18:31 - bob says:'need hymn or duress...'
14:18:33 - bob's life is now 10. (-4)

14:18:34 - It is now turn 7.
14:18:40 - bob's life is now 9. (-1)
14:18:41 - bob draws a card.
14:18:44 - bob says:'lol'
14:18:46 - DerangedParrot says:'It was sure as hell worth taking that risk though'
14:18:54 - bob plays Necropotence.

14:18:57 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmmmmm'
14:18:59 - DerangedParrot says:'ugly'
14:18:59 - DerangedParrot says:'k'
14:19:11 - bob says:'i just have to pray....'
14:19:20 - DerangedParrot says:'that makes me a panda that's not sure whether to be happy or sad'
14:19:28 - bob says:'im thinkin'
14:19:30 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'
14:19:32 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah'
14:19:37 - DerangedParrot says:'damn :-)'
14:19:51 - DerangedParrot says:'anyway though, in your discard phase, eat Carno'
14:20:07 - bob says:'i wanna attack =)'
14:20:14 - bob says:'ill do that phase thing'
14:20:15 - DerangedParrot says:'oh'
14:20:17 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'
14:20:19 - bob says:'i dont usually do it'
14:20:21 - DerangedParrot says:'sure, but I'll eat it whenever'

14:20:29 - bob says:'hmm'
14:20:31 - bob says:'4 life'
14:20:32 - bob says:'what to do'
14:20:35 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'

14:20:42 - bob's life is now 5. (-4)
14:20:45 - bob drew 4 cards.

14:20:50 - It is now turn 8.
14:20:55 - DerangedParrot moves Force of Will from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
14:20:57 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:21:02 - Masticore is attacking.
14:21:04 - bob's life is now 1. (-4)

14:21:05 - DerangedParrot says:'1 life for you'
14:21:07 - DerangedParrot says:'no more cards for you'
14:21:09 - bob says:'yikes'
14:21:10 - DerangedParrot says:'hee hee hee'

14:21:14 - It is now turn 9.
14:21:23 - bob plays Duress.
14:21:27 - bob is looking through DerangedParrot's hand...
14:21:28 - DerangedParrot says:':D'

Of all cards, it's a Morphling.

14:21:31 - bob says:'lol'
14:21:33 - bob says:'oh shit'
14:21:37 - bob stops looking through DerangedParrot's hand.
14:21:39 - DerangedParrot says:'it's over then?'
14:21:43 - bob says:'wait'
14:21:43 - DerangedParrot says:'or can you Hymn it?'
14:21:46 - bob plays Demonic Consultation.
14:21:49 - bob says:'hymn'

--- Consult resolves, removing about 20 cards ---

14:22:21 - bob moves Hymn to Tourach from tabletop to bob's hand.
14:22:23 - bob plays Hymn to Tourach.
14:22:28 - DerangedParrot randomly buried Morphling.

14:22:30 - It is now turn 10.
14:22:34 - DerangedParrot buries Masticore.
14:22:34 - bob says:'watch'
14:22:35 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

14:22:36 - It is now turn 11.
14:23:11 - bob plays Phyrexian Negator.

14:23:15 - It is now turn 12.
14:23:26 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
14:23:28 - DerangedParrot plays Ancestral Recall.
14:23:37 - DerangedParrot drew 3 cards
14:23:41 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
14:23:43 - DerangedParrot plays Black Lotus.

14:23:44 - bob says:'just when i thought i had a chance =)'

14:23:45 - DerangedParrot buries Black Lotus.
14:23:48 - DerangedParrot says:'UUU'
14:23:49 - DerangedParrot says:'1'
14:23:51 - DerangedParrot plays Fact or Fiction.

14:23:53 - DerangedParrot moves Psionic Blast from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
14:23:55 - DerangedParrot moves Psionic Blast from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
14:23:56 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
14:23:58 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
14:24:00 - DerangedParrot moves Sol Ring from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.

14:24:01 - bob says:'they should be good'
14:24:03 - DerangedParrot says:'game'
14:24:07 - DerangedParrot says:'Psi-blast you'
14:24:12 - bob says:'yeah'
14:24:15 - bob says:'gg'

I can safely say that niether of these games were skill-based. Decklists are here:

Bob - Suicide Black

4x Sarcomancy
4x Carnophage
4x Dauthi Slayer
4x Phyrexian Negator
4x Hypnotic Specter
4x Dark Ritual
4x Dures
4x Hymn To Tourach
2x Diabolic Edict
1x Demonic Tutor
1x Demonic Consultation
1x Kaervak's Spite
1x Necropotence
1x Black Lotus
1x Mox Jet
20x Swamp

SB:

4x Dystopia
2x Forsaken Wastes
3x Contagion
3x Masticore
3x Hatred

and

DerangedParrot - StopAndPanic.dec, Techno Remix

4 Morphling
2 Masticore
3 Powder Keg
4 Fact or Fiction
2 Merchant Scroll
2 Back to Basics
1 Ancestral Recall
1 Time Walk
4 Force of Will
4 Mana Drain
4 Mana Leak
3 Misdirection
6 LoMoxen
1 Sol Ring
1 Library of Alexandria
1 Strip Mine
2 Wasteland
15 Island

Sideboard:
4 Psionic Blast
3 Mana Short
2 Hydroblast
2 Masticore
2 Back to Basics
2 Wasteland