Round Two: DerangedParrot (BBS) 2-0 over Cooberp (RDK)

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By Deranged Parrot (Parrot) on Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 11:30 pm:

I'll let the logs tell the story. It's ugly, quick, and brutal.

Game One:

21:48:35 - cooberp says:'lezzzgo!!!'
21:48:39 - cooberp rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die.
21:48:40 - DerangedParrot rolled a 1, using a 20 sided die.
21:48:42 - DerangedParrot says:'hehe'
21:48:42 - cooberp says:'hehe'
21:48:43 - cooberp says:'play'
21:48:47 - cooberp says:'Keep.'
21:49:00 - DerangedParrot says:'kp'

My opening hand is 2 Island, Mana Drain, Mana Leak, Fact or Fiction, Ancestral Recall, Mox Jet. It's amazing unless he decides to randomly like go Ancestral, Duress or something stupid like that.

21:49:04 - cooberp plays Mox Sapphire.
21:49:07 - cooberp plays Ancestral Recall.
21:49:17 - cooberp drew 3 cards.
21:49:21 - cooberp plays Mox Pearl.
21:49:24 - cooberp plays City of Brass.
21:49:25 - cooberp's life is now 19. (-1)
21:49:27 - cooberp plays Duress.

21:50:10 - DerangedParrot says:'heh'
21:50:16 - cooberp says:'Hmmmmmmm'
21:50:20 - DerangedParrot moves Ancestral Recall from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's graveyard.
21:50:21 - DerangedParrot says:'tough choice :-)'

21:50:30 - It is now turn 1.
21:50:31 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
21:50:34 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
21:50:35 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Jet.

21:50:36 - It is now turn 2.
21:50:39 - cooberp draws a card.
21:51:03 - cooberp plays Tundra.

21:51:10 - It is now turn 3.
21:51:12 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
21:51:14 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
21:51:25 - DerangedParrot plays Black Lotus.

21:51:26 - It is now turn 4.
21:51:36 - cooberp plays Tundra.

21:51:45 - It is now turn 5.
21:51:56 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
21:51:59 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

21:52:03 - It is now turn 6.
21:52:05 - cooberp draws a card.
21:52:09 - cooberp plays Reflecting Pool.

21:52:13 - It is now turn 7.
21:52:18 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

21:52:20 - It is now turn 8.
21:52:27 - cooberp says:'the staring match...'
21:52:30 - cooberp draws a card.
21:52:35 - cooberp plays Reflecting Pool.
21:52:30 - DerangedParrot says:'heh'
21:52:36 - DerangedParrot says:'no kidding'

21:52:57 - It is now turn 9.
21:52:59 - DerangedParrot says:'eot'
21:53:02 - DerangedParrot buries Black Lotus.
21:53:05 - DerangedParrot plays Fact or Fiction.
21:53:10 - cooberp plays Mana Drain.
21:53:14 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Drain.

21:53:29 - DerangedParrot moves Back to Basics from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
21:53:30 - DerangedParrot moves Mox Pearl from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
21:53:31 - DerangedParrot moves Island from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
21:53:33 - DerangedParrot moves Mox Sapphire from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.
21:53:35 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from DerangedParrot's library to tabletop.

21:53:39 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmm'
21:53:42 - DerangedParrot says:'let's play the obvious game'
21:54:23 - DerangedParrot says:'interesting choice'

21:54:43 - DerangedParrot moves Back to Basics from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.
21:54:43 - DerangedParrot moves Mox Pearl from tabletop to DerangedParrot's hand.

21:54:45 - DerangedParrot buries Misdirection.
21:54:45 - DerangedParrot buries Mox Sapphire.
21:54:45 - DerangedParrot buries Island.

I expected Cooberp to put the BtB in it's own pile, which I gladly take. However, he doesn't, and I get a Mox to boot.

21:54:48 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
21:54:50 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Pearl.
21:54:55 - DerangedParrot plays Time Walk.
21:55:08 - DerangedParrot plays Back to Basics.

Time Walk turn.

21:55:17 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
21:55:22 - DerangedParrot plays Back to Basics.

Topdecked. This is pathetic.

21:55:35 - It is now turn 10.
21:55:48 - DerangedParrot says:'commence amazing stupidity'
21:56:20 - cooberp draws a card.
21:56:37 - cooberp plays Underground Sea.
21:57:16 - cooberp plays Karn, Silver Golem.
21:57:26 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Leak.

21:57:37 - It is now turn 11.
21:57:41 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

21:57:48 - It is now turn 12.
21:58:12 - cooberp plays City of Brass.

21:58:21 - It is now turn 13.
21:58:31 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
21:58:36 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.

21:58:50 - It is now the Discard / Cleanup Phase.
21:58:53 - cooberp plays Swords to Plowshares.
21:58:57 - DerangedParrot plays Force of Will.
21:58:58 - DerangedParrot moves Misdirection from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.
21:58:59 - DerangedParrot's life is now 19. (-1)

21:59:25 - It is now turn 14.
21:59:26 - It is now the Upkeep Phase.
21:59:30 - cooberp's life is now 18. (-1)
21:59:32 - cooberp plays Reclaim.
21:59:38 - cooberp moves Ancestral Recall to cooberp's library.

21:59:39 - DerangedParrot says:'that was cool'
21:59:47 - cooberp says:'what was'
21:59:53 - DerangedParrot says:'my techno song just went ''stop and panic'' right when I Forced the Swords'
21:59:54 - DerangedParrot says:':-D'

21:59:49 - It is now the Draw Phase.
21:59:49 - cooberp draws a card.
21:59:58 - cooberp plays Ancestral Recall.
22:00:03 - cooberp drew 3 cards.

22:00:09 - DerangedParrot says:'Vindicate?'
22:00:16 - cooberp says:'actually yes'
22:00:18 - cooberp says:'pretty impressive'
22:00:19 - DerangedParrot says:'lol'

22:00:24 - cooberp plays Tundra.
22:00:34 - cooberp plays Vindicate.
22:00:36 - DerangedParrot buries Morphling.

22:00:46 - It is now turn 15.
22:00:51 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:00:55 - DerangedParrot plays Powder Keg.

22:00:56 - DerangedParrot says:'?'
22:01:08 - cooberp says:'um '
22:01:11 - DerangedParrot says:'heh'
22:01:11 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah'
22:01:19 - DerangedParrot says:'Blue LD'

22:01:22 - DerangedParrot buries Powder Keg.
22:01:24 - DerangedParrot buries Mox Jet.
22:01:24 - DerangedParrot buries Mox Pearl.
22:01:24 - cooberp buries Mox Sapphire.

22:01:26 - It is now turn 16.
22:01:26 - cooberp buries Mox Pearl.

22:02:10 - It is now turn 17.
22:02:13 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:02:15 - DerangedParrot plays Library of Alexandria.
22:02:16 - DerangedParrot plays Merchant Scroll.

***Scroll Resolves, grabbing Mana Drain***

22:02:45 - It is now turn 18.
22:02:53 - cooberp draws a card.
22:02:57 - cooberp plays Reflecting Pool.

22:03:02 - It is now turn 19.
22:03:04 - It is now the Draw Phase.
22:03:05 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:03:08 - DerangedParrot plays Merchant Scroll.
22:03:10 - DerangedParrot says:'?'

***Scroll Resolves, grabbing Mana Drain***

22:03:28 - It is now turn 20.
22:03:31 - cooberp draws a card.
22:03:35 - cooberp plays Zuran Orb.

22:03:37 - It is now turn 21.
22:03:39 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

22:03:41 - It is now turn 22.
22:03:48 - cooberp draws a card.

22:03:51 - It is now turn 23.
22:03:53 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

22:03:54 - It is now turn 24.
22:04:21 - cooberp says:'I think I'm ed.'
22:04:23 - cooberp says:'whatever'
22:04:25 - DerangedParrot says:'I think you are too :-('
22:04:26 - cooberp says:'let's play this out'
22:04:29 - DerangedParrot says:'yeah'
22:04:48 - cooberp draws a card.
22:04:52 - cooberp plays Tropical Island.

22:05:30 - It is now turn 25.
22:05:36 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:05:38 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

22:05:39 - It is now turn 26.
22:05:48 - cooberp draws a card.

22:06:49 - It is now turn 27.
22:06:55 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

22:06:57 - It is now turn 28.
22:06:59 - cooberp draws a card.

22:07:23 - It is now turn 29.
22:07:31 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:07:33 - DerangedParrot plays Island.

22:07:34 - It is now turn 30.
22:07:35 - cooberp draws a card.
22:07:43 - cooberp says:'ok lets see if i can do this'
22:07:45 - cooberp plays Black Lotus.
22:07:47 - DerangedParrot says:'you can't'
22:07:50 - DerangedParrot says:':-('
22:07:57 - DerangedParrot says:'but feel free to try'

I have 2 Mana Drain, 1 Mana Leak, 1 Force of Will, 1 Morphling in hand.

22:08:50 - It is now turn 31.
22:08:55 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

22:08:57 - It is now turn 32.
22:08:59 - cooberp draws a card.
22:09:04 - cooberp says:'here we go'
22:09:09 - DerangedParrot says:'go nuts'
22:09:10 - DerangedParrot says:':/'
22:09:11 - cooberp says:'i wont'
22:09:12 - cooberp plays Mystical Tutor.
22:09:18 - DerangedParrot says:'during eot?'
22:09:25 - cooberp says:'your eot'
22:09:26 - cooberp says:'yes'
22:09:29 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmmmm'

22:09:35 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Leak.
22:09:46 - cooberp plays Force of Will.
22:09:48 - cooberp moves Time Walk from cooberp's hand to cooberp's removed from game pile.
22:09:51 - cooberp's life is now 17. (-1)
22:10:01 - DerangedParrot plays Mana Drain.
22:10:03 - cooberp says:'k'

22:10:10 - cooberp says:'my turn'
22:10:12 - cooberp draws a card.
22:10:17 - cooberp plays Library of Alexandria.
22:10:52 - cooberp's life is now 16. (-1)- City of Brass damage.
22:15:01 - cooberp plays Regrowth.
22:15:13 - DerangedParrot plays Force of Will.
22:15:15 - DerangedParrot moves Mana Drain from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.
22:15:15 - DerangedParrot's life is now 18. (-1)
22:15:33 - cooberp buries Black Lotus.
22:15:39 - cooberp plays Mana Drain.
22:15:51 - DerangedParrot buries Force of Will.
22:16:34 - cooberp moves Karn, Silver Golem from cooberp's graveyard to cooberp's hand.

22:16:48 - It is now turn 33.
22:16:57 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:17:07 - DerangedParrot says:'so all your land is tapped, eh?'
22:17:11 - cooberp says:'sure is'
22:17:12 - DerangedParrot says:'hmmmm'
22:17:20 - DerangedParrot plays Wasteland.
22:17:24 - Mana Drain now has 2 counters. (-3)
22:17:26 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.
22:17:29 - DerangedParrot says:'Force me.'
22:17:50 - + cooberp is sideboarding (changes won't take effect until the start of the next game)

Guess I win.

I sideboard out 4 Mana Leak, 2 Masticore, and 1 Powder Keg for 3 Mana Short, 2 Back to Basics, and 2 Wasteland.

Game Two:

22:19:06 - cooberp says:'play'
22:19:13 - cooberp says:'keep.'
22:19:22 - DerangedParrot says:'I'll keep as well.'

My opening hand is sick. It consists of 2 Moxen 1 Keg 1 Misdirect 1 Mana Leak 1 Back to Basics 1 Island. That's right folks, a turn one Back to Basics with counter backup.

22:19:25 - cooberp plays Library of Alexandria.

22:19:47 - It is now turn 1.
22:19:49 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:19:51 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
22:19:52 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Emerald.
22:19:53 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Ruby.
22:19:58 - DerangedParrot plays Back to Basics.
22:19:59 - cooberp plays Force of Will.
22:20:01 - cooberp moves Force of Will from cooberp's hand to cooberp's removed from game pile.
22:20:02 - cooberp's life is now 19. (-1)
22:20:02 - DerangedParrot plays Misdirection.
22:20:04 - DerangedParrot moves Time Walk from DerangedParrot's hand to DerangedParrot's removed from game pile.

22:20:07 - It is now turn 2.
22:20:09 - cooberp draws a card.
22:20:16 - cooberp plays City of Brass.

22:20:17 - It is now turn 3.
22:20:23 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:20:29 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Pearl.

22:20:30 - It is now turn 4.
22:20:32 - cooberp draws a card.
22:20:35 - cooberp plays Strip Mine.
22:20:36 - cooberp's life is now 18. (-1)
22:20:43 - cooberp plays City of Solitude.

22:20:48 - It is now turn 5.
22:20:59 - It is now the Draw Phase.
22:21:00 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

22:21:02 - It is now turn 6.
22:21:05 - cooberp draws a card.
22:21:08 - cooberp plays Underground Sea.

22:21:11 - It is now turn 7.
22:21:16 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:21:19 - DerangedParrot plays Mox Sapphire.

22:21:36 - It is now turn 8.
22:21:38 - cooberp draws a card.
22:21:42 - cooberp plays Tolarian Academy.

22:21:47 - It is now turn 9.
22:21:50 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:21:52 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
22:21:59 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.

22:22:06 - It is now turn 10.
22:22:08 - cooberp draws a card.
22:22:10 - cooberp plays Tropical Island.
22:22:21 - cooberp plays Diabolic Edict.
22:22:22 - DerangedParrot buries Morphling.

22:22:24 - It is now turn 11.
22:22:27 - DerangedParrot draws a card.

22:22:30 - It is now turn 12.
22:22:33 - cooberp draws a card.

22:22:34 - It is now turn 13.
22:22:40 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:22:47 - DerangedParrot plays Back to Basics.

22:22:48 - It is now turn 14.
22:22:53 - cooberp draws a card.

22:22:54 - It is now turn 15.
22:22:59 - It is now the Draw Phase.
22:23:00 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:23:06 - DerangedParrot plays Morphling.

22:23:07 - It is now turn 16.
22:23:08 - cooberp draws a card.

22:23:10 - It is now turn 17.
22:23:13 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:23:19 - DerangedParrot plays Wasteland.
22:23:21 - Morphling is attacking.
22:23:24 - cooberp's life is now 13. (-5)

22:23:26 - It is now turn 18.
22:23:28 - cooberp draws a card.

22:23:32 - It is now turn 19.
22:23:36 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:23:38 - DerangedParrot plays Island.
22:23:41 - Morphling is attacking.
22:23:43 - cooberp's life is now 8. (-5)

22:23:45 - It is now turn 20.
22:23:48 - cooberp draws a card.
22:23:52 - cooberp plays Tundra.

22:23:54 - It is now turn 21.
22:23:59 - DerangedParrot draws a card.
22:24:00 - It is now the Main Phase.
22:24:01 - DerangedParrot plays Wasteland.
22:24:06 - Wasteland is tapped.
22:24:14 - cooberp buries Tundra.
22:24:16 - cooberp's life is now 3. (-5)
22:24:18 - Morphling is attacking.

22:24:19 - It is now turn 22.
22:24:21 - cooberp draws a card.
22:24:28 - cooberp says:'that wasteland won you the game'
22:24:31 - cooberp plays Balance.

Decks:

CooberP - keeper
1 Vindicate
1 Strip Mine
1 Library of Alexandria
1 Tolarian Academy
4 Reflecting Pool
1 Balance
1 Yawgmoth's Will
1 Morphling
1 Sol Ring
1 Timetwister
1 Time Walk
1 Ancestral Recall
1 Mox Sapphire
1 Mox Pearl
1 Black Lotus
4 City of Brass
1 The Abyss
1 Moat
2 Duress
1 Mox Jet
1 Dismantling Blow
1 Swords to Plowshares
1 Mystical Tutor
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 Demonic Tutor
4 Force of Will
4 Mana Drain
1 Stroke of Genius
1 Mind Twist
1 Zuran Orb
3 Underground Sea
1 Sylvan Library
2 Tropical Island
1 Mox Emerald
1 Reclaim
1 Regrowth
3 Tundra
1 Karn, Silver Golem
1 Story Circle
3 Fact or Fiction

SB: 1 Sacred Ground
SB: 1 City of Solitude
SB: 1 Aura Fracture
SB: 1 Ivory Mask
SB: 1 Tormod's Crypt
SB: 2 Misdirection
SB: 1 Powder Keg
SB: 1 Diabolic Edict
SB: 1 Hydroblast
SB: 1 Archivist
SB: 1 Jester's Cap
SB: 1 Enlightened Tutor
SB: 1 Spiritual Focus
SB: 1 Black Vise

and

DerangedParrot - StopAndPanic.dec, Techno Remix

4 Morphling
2 Masticore
3 Powder Keg
4 Fact or Fiction
2 Merchant Scroll
2 Back to Basics
1 Ancestral Recall
1 Time Walk
4 Force of Will
4 Mana Drain
4 Mana Leak
3 Misdirection
6 LoMoxen
1 Sol Ring
1 Library of Alexandria
1 Strip Mine
2 Wasteland
15 Island

Sideboard:
4 Psionic Blast
3 Mana Short
2 Hydroblast
2 Masticore
2 Back to Basics
2 Wasteland


By Cooberp (Cooberp) on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 12:34 am:

Ooooouuuuucccchhhh. Him: B2B both games. Me: no Aura Fracture drawn, no tutor drawn. This = a problem. Better luck to me next time against BBS...then again, unless I'm going to run 4 Fracture, I can't really expect to get it in time to kill a first turn b2b.


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