Since I've been gone, apparently Azhrei's gone to the other side of the fence (better than sitting ON the fence, but hey). What is strange about this picture is that Azhrei keeps telling all about his virtues as a lover...

Example 1 of Azhrei's Tendencies:

"Az: So exactly how DO the Back Street Boys serve you? We all know....but....like...we want to hear you say it and stuff."

Sorry dude, but I only use posting erotic fiction as a threat, not a reward.

Example 2:

"If the answer is still yes, will it be mud or hot oil?"

Hey, funny thing about this actually is that I'm going to be doing some inter-gender oil wrestling in about 3 weeks.

Example 3:

"NG Tourney: You know when you all meet in person you're all going to wind up being cordial anyways so can we all just can this?"

Does this mean I can't make him toss JP's salad? (Note: JP Meyer would LOVE to have Azhrei toss his salad :-P)

And my personal favorite, Example 4:

And AZ, first the BackDooorBoys are serving you well, and now you're talking about tossing salads? I used to think you were cool, but with all the Homosexual tendencies(wrestling, BSB, salad tossing), I'm not so sure anymore. ;) (Courtesy The Maxx... that's just hilarious )

Sheesh. I leave Azhrei alone for three months and he turns gay on me... at least he won't complain about women anymore :-P.

P.S.... mikephoen, I did read your theory on nicknames, and I happen to agree with JP that they are true in my case as well.