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By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:09 pm:

RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER. BEFORE. IN. MY. 17. YEAR. SOJOURN. THROUGH. THE. INTERNET. AETHER. HAVE. I. FELT. SO. DESPONDENT.

I. HAVE. BEEN. EMAILED. WITH. THREATS.

I. HAVE. BEEN. EMAILED. WITH. DERISION.

I. HAVE. BEEN. EMAILED. WITH. SUSPICION. THAT. I. USE. AOL.

ME? AOL??? THAT. WAS. ANATHEMA. WAY. BACK. IN. 1984.

MY. CONTRIBUTIONS. HAVE. GONE. UNNOTICED.

MY. VALIANT. EFFORTS. TO. REPEL. THE. LIKES. OF. NEGATOR. AND. RANDOM. MISER. HAVE. GONE. UNAPPRECIATED.

NOBODY. LOVES. ME.

SOB!!!!!

I. GROW. WEAK. AND. WEARY.

WHO. SHALL. PROTECT. MY. LOYAL. ACOLYTES. NOW. JP. MEYER. GZEIGER. AND. NEVYN.

WHO. SHALL. CHERISH. THE. SPAM. FREE. AIR. WE. BREATHE?

GIVE. ME. A. BIG. HUG. MY. LOYAL. LACKEYS.

I. FEEL. MY. TIME. GROWS. SHORT.

DARK. TIMES. LIE. AHEAD.

I. SEE. WITCHES. IN. BLACK. MASSES.

I. SEE. THE. WAR. MACHINE. TURNING.

I. SEE. THE. WRONG. SONG.

NO. I. SEE. A. DELUGE. OF. AOL. USERS.

ALL. I. WANTED. WAS. A. LITTLE. ATTENTION.

SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. AM. REALLY. A. SENSITIVE. NONEXISTENT. ENTITY. DEEP. DOWN.

ALL. I. WANTED. WAS. TO. PROTECT. THE. INTERNET. FROM. THE. SCUM. OF. THE. UNIVERSE.

I. AM. REALLY. A. LONELY. 42-YEAR. OLD. WIDOWER. NAMED. SETH. JOHNSON.

I. ONLY. NEED. TO. BE. LOVED.

BOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

ATTEND. ME. MY. ACOLYTES.


Lord Azmodan, esq.
Mascot without a fan club

By MetaMage on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:40 pm:

I'll be your fan club as long as you arent a 42 year old widower :P

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:44 pm:

SOB!!!

AID. ME. IN. MY. MAKEOVER.

SHALL. I. BE. AZMODAN. THE. BELLIGERENT?

AZMODAN. THE. AUDACIOUS?

AZMODAN. THE. HUMOROUS?

25. YEAR. OLD. STUD?

14. YEAR. OLD. SKANK?

AID. ME.

Lord Azmodan, esq
Verge of nervous breakdown

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:46 pm:

I. DO. NOT. USE. AOL!!!!

By MetaMage on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:46 pm:

Azmodon the humorous...like always :)

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 12:44 am:

AH.

HUMOROUS.

NOW. THE. ONLY. PROBLEM. IS. HOW. TO. BE. FUNNY.

SHALL. I. TRY?

WHY. DID. NEGATOR. CROSS. THE. ROAD?

HA.

HA.

HA.

FUNNY?

Lord Azmodan, esq
Frustrated stand up comedian

By Zeta on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 01:23 am:

awwww ..... come here, poor child and lemme give ya a hug and a kiss .... muahhhhhh ...

By Gzeiger (Gzeiger) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 02:37 am:

*HUG*

I think you're getting somewhere with this "why did Negator cross the road" line. That could be really funny.

I'm not sure if I count as a club, but I'm still a loyal fan :)

By Puschkin, Defiant Vanguard Against The Phyrexian Invasion (Puschkin) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 07:32 am:

Can´t you be a 18-year-old hot elven girl?

By Elvish Spirit Guide on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 07:50 am:

I can vouge for the fact that Lord A., is indeed a 42-yr-old widower, as I have lost to him many times. In fact it was I who was the finalist in all 7 DCI Nation Championships to the Lord, although, quite frankly, I gave away three of them. :-(

Do you people have ANY idea what it feels like to be to be the only one of two people in the room to have played all the rounds in such a pretigious tournament, only to come away with SQUAT, because sooner or later you have to fact the Machine and the Wall that is Azmodan, Lord of the DCI Nations?

Sincerely,
Elvish Spirit Guide
Bastard child of Thunder Spirit and that girl on Taste of Paradise

By Shadow (Shadow) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 10:45 am:

I thought he really _was_ a 42 year old guy named John Smalls who still lives with his parents, or something like that? Maybe not...

*cough*

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 11:04 am:

MY. STRENGTH. RETURNS.

AH...

BUT. WHY. DID. NEGATOR. CROSS. THE. ROAD?

'CAUSE. MISER. WAS. ON. THE. OTHER. SIDE?

Lord Azmodan, esq.
Attempting to steal Though Control Device (tm) from the admin

By Liam (Liam) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 11:47 am:

probably to piss of Bdominians.

By White Knight (White_Knight) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 12:16 pm:

Sorry Lord Azmodan. I like Liam's answer better. Seems more valid. (although yours is more comical;)

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 01:39 pm:

SOB!!!

I. AM. NOT. HUMOROUS???

A. DAGGER. IN. MY. HEART.

MY. VERY. LIFEBLOOD. RIPPED. OUT. OF. MY. VEINS.

WAIT.

AN. INTERNET. ENTITY. HAS. NO. HEART. AND. NO. BLOOD.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lord Azmodan, esq.
In defiance of anatomy

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 01:41 pm:

WHAT. ABOUT. WHY. DID. FINKEL. PLAY. TYPE. I?

By Puschkin, Defiant Vanguard Against The Phyrexian Invasion (Puschkin) on Sunday, September 09, 2001 - 11:48 am:

Because Pokemone wasn´t invented back then?

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Monday, September 10, 2001 - 03:25 am:

NO!

I. POSED. FOR. PIKACHU'S. FACE.

Lord Azmodan, esq.
Former child model

By Puschkin, Defiant Vanguard Against The Phyrexian Invasion (Puschkin) on Monday, September 10, 2001 - 11:36 am:

Then tell me why Finkel plays Type I, please !

By Lord Azmodan, Clan Seven-Time National World DCI Champion, true Lord of Randoms, Spirit of Mill Vengeance, Omniscient Cosmic Superbeing, and One Heckuva Darn Cool Guy (Azmodan) on Monday, September 10, 2001 - 11:33 pm:

I. AM. FINKEL. I. JUST. GOT. A. SEX. CHANGE.

Lord Azmodan, esq.
Traumatic childhood indeed

By Puschkin, Defiant Vanguard Against The Phyrexian Invasion (Puschkin) on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 - 04:17 am:

Oh.

I want the old Azmodan back.

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