Quotes up to November 2001

Beyond Dominia: The Type One Magic Mill: The best of #bdchat on EFNet (no profanity allowed): Quotes up to November 2001

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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 01:14 am:

FIRST ARCHIVE HERE


By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 05:01 pm:

Since our loving mod rakso or rasko, whichever you prefer put our old post in the archives I'll start a new one.

First quote to start it off:
i am openly homosexual i hope that won't make people think i'm gay or something || yeah i wanna be like wk


By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 05:02 pm:

Subject: #bdchat quotes. For everyone too lazy to come to us, we bring the stupidity to you.


By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

-KrmtDfrog- actually mah mom is mah uncle and my brother is mah mom o so ur canadian
lol
hey!!
im canadian!!
:(
swift there, etp


By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 05:11 pm:

Forgot those don't come out
Should be:
Nargot: i am openly homosexual Nargot: i hope that won't make people think i'm gay or something || Nargot: yeah i wanna be like wk

And:
brimstone: Lurking: actually mah mom is mah uncle and my brother is mah mom whisslp`: o whisslp`: so ur canadian
ETP: lol
ETP: hey!!
ETP: im canadian!!
ETP: :(
Krmtdfrog: swift there, etp


By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 05:50 pm:

[ETP] using the draw go primer in your reply wasnt the greatest idea.. since all the words in those primers are apparently invisible to newbies
[ETP] it should be the new title of the T1 mill
[ETP] READ THE PRIMER MILL


By White Knight (White_Knight) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 07:07 pm:

Does anyone have anything against WK at all? I find it so amusing at the speed people speak ill on our backs...


By Elrond, the High Priest & Pokemon Slayer (Elrond) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 07:18 pm:

I have been discombobulated on fourteen non-consecutive occasions... :)


By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 07:55 pm:

* face cacks [Nimrod]- in the eye... ((_)===========Dx_O
* face cacks [Nimrod]- in the OTHER eye... ((_)===========Dx_x
* face points out how SAVAGE that cacking was.
* KermitAFK ducks


By Hyper Emotion Monster (Sylvester) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 08:06 pm:

hey, WK, what's up??


By CF (Cf) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 08:28 pm:

This post is so silly, it makes me long for Random-Miser and Negator's ramblings. At least, they were humorous when looked at in the right perspective.

--
Chris


By Matt The Great on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 08:30 pm:

* Matt touches jpmeyer with several unnatural objects
jpmeyer> wait a sec
jpmeyer> was I just kacked?


By GDarius on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 08:45 pm:

LionHeart: ops are dead
Nu: LionHeart, just what the bloody hell are you? It seems like you are a fat tit-whacking scab-shaving wet nub-carver!!!
LionHeart: yep
*** Londe has joined #apprentice
LionHeart: ?
masttime1: i fucked ALL your mothers yesterday!!!!
GDarius: lol
masttime1: :)

Just what REALLY happens when the Ops die. After that, they all returned to normal, the end.

-GDarius


By HavoK_DarK (Havok) on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - 10:10 pm:

hey, a friend of mine thought Arcane Denial was the best thing since sliced bread
sliced bread must taste like ass to that man


By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Wednesday, November 21, 2001 - 02:46 am:

Ack. Can you PLEASE compile all this in ONE thread? :)


By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Wednesday, November 21, 2001 - 06:39 pm:

Rakso: Sure.

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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:16 pm:
August 26, 2001

In real life, I play Academy. In real life, Academy beats everything. Online I play BBS, because BBS is consistent and doesn't get royally fucked by apprentice's shuffler the way Academy does.


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:17 pm:
August 25, 2001

jbk--Fucking electrons - STOP FUCKING MOVING AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS, DIPSHITS


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:38 pm:
Can we keep the f***ing profanity out of it, or do I have to 1984 all of you?


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By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:44 pm:
Best quote:
Rakso has joined #bdchat
1 second: Chanserv sets mode +o rakso
5 seconds: Rakso has left #bdchat
10 seconds: Poor child. Magic has infested his mind. Now he thinks he has phasing.


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By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:58 pm:
Another:
Brim: screw you jackass
You will now taste @innamon.
(brim messages chanserv for ops, but chanserv is lagged 60 seconds)
You have ops, really? I don't see them.
./msg chanserv give brim his fucking ops


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By The Maxx,. the Guru of Foolishness (Maxx) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 02:39 pm:
Here's a few:

WW sucks tho
not Azhrei WW, that merely delivers a hand job

and

but Azhrei WW is less gay
less gay?
yea, as in less likey to suck a Big Red D**k

and finally

my dads gf's name is candy
is she a stripper or something?
i dont think so
but its not out of the question

The Maxx


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Monday, August 27, 2001 - 04:52 am:
Hmmm... More Azhrei gay jokes? (And cut the profanity)


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Monday, August 27, 2001 - 10:59 pm:
*** MrParrot has quit IRC (Quit: jpmeyer: i was talking to my best friend's girlfriend today jpmeyer: and she was like "MISE! that's an infinitely tight beating!")


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By obithrawn on Tuesday, August 28, 2001 - 12:50 am:
(Bartelby) Chanserv ate my babay


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 02:10 pm:
DrJ3141: haha, rakso cant reed 1337Rakso: We're a third world country
Rakso: How the hell do you develop a hacker culture)

Rakso: Aren'y you your own boss?
mikephoen: yeah, but that just means i have to do all the work :D


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 03:34 pm:


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I deleted a post a few hours ago
so I feel good

t2 mill has the highest number of banned people =p
i dunno, it wasn't really bad, just some random spam shouting/cursing
no mommy , stop hitting me , you sadistic son of a bitch
you sick sadistic fucking abusive whore!


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By Spin13 (Spin13) on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 03:57 pm:
obithrawn> my dads gf's name is candy
TheMaxx> is she a stripper or something?
obithrawn> i dont think so
obithrawn> but its not out of the question

Um...Maxx...I said that? You cheating, lying *SD)(*$#)%(*@#!

-Eric


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 04:54 pm:


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:38 pm:

Can we keep the f***ing profanity out of it, or do I have to 1984 all of you?


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But then this pottymouth spouts the following:


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:16 pm:
August 26, 2001

In real life, I play Academy. In real life, Academy beats everything. Online I play BBS, because BBS is consistent and doesn't get royally fucked by apprentice's shuffler the way Academy does.


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you sick sadistic fucking abusive whore!


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By CHA1N5 (Chain5) on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 12:19 am:
Mako> I'd like to play you sometime Azhrei.
Sylvester> wow....
...
Sylvester> i REALLY have to go bed 8)
Nimrod> teh mako looooves the Azhhhhrei
Nimrod> ;)
K-Run> :-)
* Nimrod goes hide
Sylvester> i saw "Mako:i'd like to play IWTH you..." 8)
K-Run> hahah
Azhrei> Mako: sure thing. just not when it's midnight :P


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By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 12:23 am:
You boobs. And not the good kind, either.


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 11:43 am:
yeesh, no kidding.


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By KrmtDfrog on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 12:48 pm:
If anyone really feels like it, I have !krmtquote running on my irc. Its always up and I'm usually on #apprentice, #e-draft and #scramble on newnet and occasionally on #mtg and #mtgwacky on efnet. Just /msg me !krmtlist to get the list then type /msg me !krmtquote name_of_quote. Some of my favorites are:

(Villian) What colors do you run in your counterebls?

(whistler) I PLANNED IF CANADA BOMBED US! I PLANNED IF BIG BIRD TOOK OVER THE WORLD! BUT THE ONE THING I DIDN'T PLAN FOR ALWAYS HAPPENS


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By Sokra on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 03:06 pm:
jpmeyer> it is fucking raining like a fucking motherfucker outside


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By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 05:01 pm:
I forgot who: Why is it that homophobia is looked down upon less then language.
brimstone: Because excessive language is annoying.
TheMaxx: Brim: You kick for homophobia?
brimstone: Maxx: You're a flaming fucking faggot. Next question.

Note: krmt advertising for his channel here. Is there a way to kick him?


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By Argeedoc (Argeedoc) on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 10:42 pm:
[12:13:38] (YTheAlien): Me: I attack with Hurloon Wrangler" Them: "I block with rukh egg" Me: "They have denimwalk" Them: 'I'm not wearing pants" Me: "X_x"

[12:15:32] > lol YTheAlien .. that's almost as bad as my match: opp - cast eladamris vineyard. my turn, main phase "GG". opp: gg, "blah-blah is requesting new game"

[12:15:42] (+obithrawn): cid laughs at the stupidest things


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 01:17 pm:
This thread should probably just be uncensored and labeled as such or something like that, since bdchat is really really really uncensored. Well, except when Brim, the puritan puke, is in there. *loser who laughs at his own jokes*


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By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 01:46 pm:
Quote (I have no idea how to do that fancy thing): Brim, the puritan puke
LOL


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 01:46 pm:
Aren't you your own boss? yeah, but that just means i have to do all the work


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 01:51 pm:
[Rakso] Aren't you your own boss?

[mikephoen] Yeah, but that just means I have to do all the work


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 01:52 pm:
*** PsychoCid has quit IRC (Quit: [spin13] black or not, if you can't dunk at 7+ you are either way to fat, or suck at life, or don't have legs)


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 02:20 pm:
[jpmeyer] 2 nights ago i had a dream that me and team deadguy robbed a liquor store back in the wild west


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By Atog on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 05:08 pm:
[W_Knight] i really dont give a fuck for ancestral recall


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By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 05:19 pm:
ancestral sucks. There, I said it
my ex-girlfriend sucks. i miss her every day


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By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 05:21 pm:
Littlesal: ancestral sucks. There, I said it
Azhrei: my ex-girlfriend sucks. i miss her every day


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Sunday, September 02, 2001 - 02:00 am:
[FeverDog] dammit man, im a doctor not a deckbuilder!


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By Anonymouse on Sunday, September 02, 2001 - 04:00 am:
Rakso's Limp Bizkit moment...


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JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!


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By White Knight (White_Knight) on Sunday, September 02, 2001 - 02:31 pm:
jpmeyer: BACK TO SEX, DRUGS, MAGIC AND NEGATOR....


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Sunday, September 02, 2001 - 05:06 pm:
_3jpmeyer: i just beat ICT?
_3jpmeyer: how the hell did i do that?
_3jpmeyer: IJT is like 90/10 vs. keeper!
]R[aye: cuz you rule. my hero


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By Tyger on Sunday, September 02, 2001 - 11:25 pm:
Plow Udner!!!


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By White Knight (White_Knight) on Monday, September 03, 2001 - 01:05 am:
ShadowD: I AM SO FUCKING GOOD AT MY JOB!


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By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 01:04 pm:
TheMaxx> rakso needs to get laidPyro->
Spike> Lol
Pyro-> hmm....
brimstone> LMAO
Redman> lol
TheMaxx> hes got way too much tension


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By Lord Fril (Fril) on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 02:45 pm:
Lord_Fril> 11,12,13 it doesnt matter to me, i cant screw girls that age any ways


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 04:42 pm:
[Rakso] Next time you have sex sent me a tournament report.


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By Nevyn, the Village Idiot (Nevyn) on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 05:05 pm:
LOL!!


Round 1, paired up with Azhrei's ex ...

Game 1: I got screwed

Game 2: I went off

Game 3: I come out of the gates hard, but after a while things settle back into a consistent rhythm.
Just when I think I won't be able to pull it out, I get what I need, peel, and send to the dome.


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By Gzeiger (Gzeiger) on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 06:09 pm:
Was that supposed to be Rakso's tournament report, Nevyn?


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By CHA1N5 (Chain5) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 06:08 pm:
dude... "to the dome" !

lol


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By Cowboy Spike on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 07:09 pm:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

As long as we don't see too many reports about swinging with tight men, that would be hilarious to read!


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 07:37 pm:
[MrParrot] that is the most amazing quit message ever


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 07:48 pm:
*** TheMaxx is now known as MaxxBate


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 08:03 pm:
[ShadowD] Hi Brim
[ShadowD] want to make a bet about masturbation?


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By Deranged Parrot (Parrot) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 08:48 pm:
[jpmeyer] NEVER EVER LIE ABOUT THAT AGAIN [jpmeyer] YOU GOT ME ALL WORKED UP THAT ZVI TRASHED ICT


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By Deranged Parrot (Parrot) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 09:04 pm:
Is there a way to make HTML tags not register? If there is, someone tell me, and I'll post every single quit message I've ever had.

Or, maybe this will work:


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If I had a pickle, a thighmaster, and two penguins, I could... 10 Hero- re-inact the Civil War... received 9 votes

what are we without Witts? a bunch of gibbering idiots? no, monkeys typing Shakespeare To be or not to be, that is the ooh Ooh OoH AH AH AHQ!!

i thought he was playing stompy so i had meddling mages set to giant growth and bounty of the hunt but then I cast craw wurm

how about like sligh with ophidians :D

someone is impersonating channel regulars So we should find them, and hit them in the head with a Brick.

I'm trying to make the Patriot more representative of the US government. I'm adding black *nodnod*

kind of like you can't drink food and eat liquid you can misdirect me from a burger to a hot dog, but not a glass of iced tea

if u b00t jesus u go to hell *** K-Run is now known as Barabas i'm screwed

my speach is a combination of ebonics, magic slang, and obtuse words so no one ever understands it

you know what Null Set does? Yep. it needs to be real NO!!!!!! YES!!!! MAYBE!!!

Choke or Miner? Choke or Miner? *bangs head against wall* * skrab Chokes Parrot with a Miner

(Lord_Fril): i think a the kind of shame a junkie has when doing drugs and playing BBS for a while is very comparable

academy will lose to a first turn channel/fireball/bolt

ok ppl, who is willing to sell his own soul for p10? WK: I would. * WK hands Contract from Below (tm) to Brimstone

*** WK changes topic to 'Parrot is the mono-U guru | Brim is going away from the 9th to 13th I'd rather pay $40 for cable I don't pay for cable. * brimstone makes little black boxes * ETP makes little cardboard roses

Think about it if you could combine all the stuff that Hollywood Ninjas can do... with Stone Golems made of Brick.

Cividel, how do you get to be so funny? Too much caffeine, not enough drugs and entirely too bitter of a human being. *nod*

Also, there will be a movie shown in about an hour, which I believe is entitled, "Little Azhrei Goes to the Big City." Starring Dennis Hopper as a Magic Player who thinks he is great, but then travels to a big city where he finds out that he is only good enough to go 2-2 drop. Also starring Gene Hackman as UR Mage, the little boy who tries to beat Negator's sligh deck, but accidentally sideboards in Null Rods WHILE he has cursed scrolls s

Greetings and Salutations We who are about to be stoned for playing BBS salute you. ***crowd cheers

my t1 nehterhaups didnt turn out too good

A Brick is a fairly blunt piece of humor But more than that, it's a way of life Brick-Do, The way of the Brick *nod*

I like Brick-Do better, Do indicates a Path or a Way. It's a more philosophical spin on crushing skulls

and when you get to the full black belt your Bricking 37 times a seconds with a concrete block in bare hands

DM:"You crash through the door and find about 10 goblins. They look surprised." PC:"I say, 'Boo'!"

In a dockside inn- PC1: I call him a reptile's hemorrhoid- to a dock-worker GM: Eight people stand up. PC1: Can I get out the door? PC2: I block the door.

Bricks and Ninja are fun, Magical Cards is fun, Getting Cool Magical Cards for Cheap is more fun -- IRC Politics? Not Fun.

if the deck isn't good enough for rizzo it's not good enough for me!!

I must leave LMAO LMAOLMAO "I must leave" ROFLMAO

cats can IRC. It's just that all they have to say is "^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;^#92;+0875"

i always thought that the polite way to eat salad by putting your face into it

Ducks get eaten. Parrots get killed in the pet trade. Nothing happens to penguins.

i think kevin spacey should play me

rumor has it i'm 13 do i SOUND 13? do you want me to answer that? :p

Parrot: Do I call you "Mr"? no, he's a small child if you don't believe me, ask edt

wtf is wrong with this room, i walk in and see this " i just got a pickle stuck in my ass, where did it come from?"

hehe, i read about some game with 100+ people in it, somebody cast a first turn Syphon Soul and gained like 3200 life

dude updated heroes of magic list: Zak Dolan, Brian Weissman, Chris Cade, and Parrot

Az, how many counters in Az BBS? 16 the four maindeck ertai put it over the top :P

I'm going to build a rb deck that breaks the format. Be right back

15:51:16 - Jelal says:'the deck is horrible' 15:51:22 - Jelal says:'with a capital z'

anyone for ibc? Email me with ip..

Hey that'z Zorak! Land Stompy is Zorak's specialty!

then I played Tundra and 1996 World Champion I love type one.

* AMM[-_-] is back -[ shoping ]- gone 51 s what is "shoping" and does it normally take 51 seconds?

You have to kick those who disagree with you *** Indiana[N was kicked by jelal- (I disagree with that)

i don't think the veiled serpent was bad

Parrot: XL-U needs at least 3 kegs I think that deck type was covered by the Geneva Conventions :/

Carl's big blue is signed by richard garfield is there a middle finger key?

my spell checker BDominia to Bolivia ;^#92; someone buy my Library for $70 I need it to feed my starving children

"Hell in BBS" - ETP "Hell is not spelling 'IS' conrrectly" - ETP "Hell is not spelling "Correctly" correctly" - a very tired ETP

* Telicis glares and unshealths his sword. * Bartelby looks at the 2 inch boy scout blade :/

Oath is good I'm thinking of Sapphire Oath though :P dont, its boring

what was that song with the video that has that fish and exploding piano at the end of it?

well, i'm going to shower *** spin13 is now known as spinWET he'll come back in a while and change nick to SpinDRY

i was talking to my best friend's girlfriend today and she was like "MISE! that's an infinitely tight beating!"

my brother said "damnit, we should leave bill gates alone and have a liz phair economy"

how the hell does Yamo think that XL-U is as hard to play as BBS

2 nights ago i had a dream that me and team deadguy robbed a liquor store back in the wild west

NEVER EVER LIE ABOUT THAT AGAIN YOU GOT ME ALL WORKED UP THAT ZVI TRASHED ICT


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Some of these are from #witticisms, and such are only funny if you've been in there.


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By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 10:10 pm:
Not funny, Nevyn. Not one single bit.


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By Desert Fox on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 11:19 pm:
Here's a good one from tonite:

ShutUp: no clothes is tech


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 11:46 pm:
[ShadowD]: "Do you believe in God's holy, invisible schlong?"


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By CHA1N5 (Chain5) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 01:32 am:
"Nimrod> Morphling=Supermacho, Mirari=Superpoo"


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By Nevyn, the Village Idiot (Nevyn) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 09:55 am:
Sorry Az, couldn't think of another appropriate 'pairing' to use for an example. I would replace it with another, but that will probably just get me in more trouble.


But you've got to admit that send it to the dome part was kinda funny.


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By BritneySpearsBoobs owns JOO (Negator) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 10:10 am:


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btw, who's that dork "random miser" on bd??
I read 1 post and I hate him already


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 10:11 am:


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*** Atog has joined #bdchat
heh just installed mIRC in computer class
lol
*** Atog has quit IRC (Quit: )
Must've been caught


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By Exodus, the Original, Authentic and Honest-to-Goodness Non-Imper Lord of Randoms (Exodus) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 10:39 am:


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Hey, he comes from a long line of "annoyances." I was one, once. Now look where I am.
On an SSN in the middle of nowhere?
* Pyro- kickbans RndmMiser
Or at least, look where I've been.


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By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 11:42 am:
Nevyn: it was funny, but sometimes it's best to not name specific people where things might still be sensitive, ce n'est pas?


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By Nevyn, the Village Idiot (Nevyn) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 11:46 am:
Your french needs a little polishing, but point taken. Sorry to hit a sore point dude.


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By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 11:57 am:
My French hasn't been used in 6 years-- I'm lucky if I got it close. :P No problem though; shit happens.


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By Elrohir (Elrohir) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 01:18 pm:


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*** Rakso was kicked by Rakso (Rakso)


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By Spin13 (Spin13) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 02:51 pm:
Azhrei> britney is not evil-- she's a naughty, naughty girl who needs to be spanked

Azhrei> NOT THE ENGLISH VERSION STAB YOUR EYES

*** AlphAtog is now known as Did
* Did you know that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you get a satanic message? -That's NOTHING man, if you play if forwards it installs EVIL EVIL WINDOWS. yes, it's that evil


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By Gzeiger (Gzeiger) on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 09:12 pm:
OH YEAH BABY!! HARDER!!
oops, wrong window


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By Benson on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 09:14 pm:
DesertFox> OH YEAH BABY!! HARDER!!
DesertFox> oops, wrong window
Redman> umm...
AMM[-_-]> hmm
Redman> lol
*** DesertFox was kicked by brimstone (Dumbass pervert. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 02:56 pm:
[MrParrot] stop making me change my quit every time i sign on


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By Desert Fox on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 03:53 pm:
Hehe, that was funny....


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By Lord Fril (Fril) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 06:48 pm:
Lord_Fril> maybe next time r&d makes a broken t1 card, ill find one of there emails and sign them up for every porno site inthe world


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By Gzeiger (Gzeiger) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 07:44 pm:
Is that supposed to entice them to make more or fewer broken cards, Fril?


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By Elrond, the High Priest & Pokemon Slayer (Elrond) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 10:29 pm:
It should entice them ot start using better artwork.....


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By MetaMage on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:14 pm:
what server is #bdchat on anyway?


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By Brimstone, the Voice of Newnet (Brimstone) on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:17 pm:
newnet. LOOK AT MY NICK.


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By MetaMage on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 11:44 pm:
Yeah I know...Your nick...I'm a dumbass...:P

[ShutUp] I need to wear 3 different kinds of deodorant, small stores like dream wizards get hot when you are in them with 200 people


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 12:47 am:


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Quote:
In real life, I play Academy. In real life, Academy beats everything. Online I play BBS, because BBS is consistent and doesn't get royally fucked by apprentice's shuffler the way Academy does.


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Wait a minute...

Meridian said that. I don't play Academy.


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By Gnu, the Lightbringer (Gnu) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 11:20 am:
8. sep:

elves cant stop thorn elemental
or my devouring strossus tech to get past moat


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By Gnu, the Lightbringer (Gnu) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 11:22 am:
Damn,

elves cant stop thorn elemental

or my devouring strossus tech to get past moat


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By Gnu, the Lightbringer (Gnu) on Saturday, September 08, 2001 - 04:45 pm:
This time it's right:

nargoT: elves cant stop thorn elemental
nargoT: or my devouring strossus tech to get past moat


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By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Sunday, September 09, 2001 - 02:45 pm:
[ShadowD] hi jp
[ShadowD] we're talking about Smegma
[jpmeyer] EWWW
[ShadowD] no no
[ShadowD] [Smmenen] Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma.


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By Shadow (Shadow) on Sunday, September 09, 2001 - 11:36 pm:
We were discussing Windows XP, the next consumer OS from Microsoft.

[ShadowD] beta vsns. spaz out when you try to put in new hardware
[ShadowD] bcs XP thinks you're changing comps on it
[Azhrei] well, i assume they'll fix that
[Azhrei] wait
[Azhrei] HAHAHAHHAA
[Azhrei] what am i saying?
[ShadowD] exactly


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By Barktooth Warbeard (Barktooth) on Monday, September 10, 2001 - 05:13 am:
I can't type for sh!t
I have more typo's than britney has young masturbting fans...

hehe I got a few lol's on that one...


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By Barktooth Warbeard (Barktooth) on Monday, September 10, 2001 - 05:16 am:
[Barktooth] I can't type for sh!t
[Barktooth] I have more typo's than britney has young masturbting fans...


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By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 12:26 pm:


Quote:

<Cividel> When I first started reading BD the signal to noise ratio was about perfect



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 12:56 pm:


Quote:

<zenvir> You should make an email address for complains: a***a@m***d.com and have them forwarded to s***a@o***r.com



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 01:23 pm:


Quote:

<Cividel> Meridian!
<Meridian> whats up? :)
<Cividel> You've been quoted in my post, which will attract more flames than a bucket of jet fuel :)



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 01:38 pm:


Quote:

<Cividel> Rakso, what about having an obnoxious flash animation that screams at people explaining to them the rules of the type 1 mill?



By Matt The Great on Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 03:09 pm:

I dreamt I got a box of Odyssey and opened a foil Osama Bin Laden, the casting cost was 1W


By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 02:00 am:


Quote:

<Rakso> You guys should know something
<Rakso> I am god
<ShadowD> I love the Pope Rakso
<Rakso> He is my boss
<Rakso> Therefore
<Rakso> He is Satan
<Rakso> Satan > God ;)
<ShadowD> God, you're not gonna get very far as a toothless butt-inspecting ogre-squating small cum-downloader!!!
<AmosW99> that's kind of fucked up Rakso
<ShadowD> hmmm
<Rakso> Yessir Satan sir
<Rakso> Amos: So is Shadow ;)
<ShadowD> humans, bah. What a worthless degraded twit-sucking zombie-hanging plump fish-banger!!!
<Rakso> Mwahahahahaha
<AmosW99> my mommy doesnt' let me talk to people like you



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 02:17 am:


Quote:

<Smmenen> I know magic very well thank you very much :)



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 02:25 am:


Quote:

<Smmenen> also, although I dont' really want to argue the point, playing witha moat and a masticore is not totally idiotic, you assume that they would both come into play at the same time - and also use the arguement ad hominem



By shade2k1 on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 12:00 pm:

"I was hoping they'd invite e-league to participate... I'd so love the headlines" "E-League pilots danbock.dec to its only win. Ever. Against mtgnews." :p


By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 11:24 am:


Quote:

<Eldain> Latest news: I already deleted another post of the same person who spammed yesterday
<Rakso> enjoying it, eh?
<Rakso> Just do what I do
<Eldain> hm
<Rakso> I just say
<Rakso> If you want to spam
<Rakso> Do it in the T2 Mill ;)



By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 06:48 pm:


Quote:

<V-Kirika> what is wiener?



By Alhazard (Alhazard) on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 06:53 pm:


Quote:

<jpmeyer> yesterday in art class the kiddies made bracelets where they put beads on
elastic string. now, i've got this really fucking stupid kid. like he REALLY
seems like he has some learning disability but according to his medical forms
he's fine, so i don't feel bad saying that if you called this kid dumb as dogshit
it'd be the most flattering compliment regarding his intelligence he's ever
received.
<jpmeyer> since he can't figure out how that he shouldn't keep moving the thing
around (and thus cause the beads to fall off,) his bracelet was really small.
now, the toddlers were changing in the locker room today. anyway, the stupid
fuck always runs around the locker room buck stark raving nekkid. and since he's
stupid as hell, he doens't recognize that everyone is yelling at him to put
clothes on.
<MrParrot> mmm
<jpmeyer> so he gets the bright idea today to take his bracelet and put it on his
sack and his fucking dick and went around thrusting his crotch at people saying
"LOOK AT ME!" so i scream in his face "MIKE, THE BRACELET GOES ON YOUR WRIST AND
NOT ON YOUR SCROTUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<jpmeyer> i really wanted to say "fucking scrotum" and "you stupid sack of shit"
but obviously restrained. i also made sure by the end of the day that everyone
in the whole camp knew this. this also made me snap though and go fucking nuts
all the rest of the day. like towering over a 5 year old and screaming "WHAT DID
I JUST TELL YOU?! SIT DOWN AND DON'T TALK!!!!!!"
<jpmeyer> that is the whole story
<MrParrot> lol
<Alhazard> omg
<AMM[-_-]> lol
<Alhazard> youre not joking...
<MrParrot> hehe
<MrParrot> that's sad, but hilarious.
<jpmeyer> i swear to morphling that this happened
<MrParrot> lol
<Alhazard> hehe
<AMM[-_-]> L-O-L
<TheMaxx> lol
<TheMaxx> that is ridiculous
<brimstone> I know you're not joking. Noone can make this up.



By shade2k1 on Thursday, November 29, 2001 - 08:22 pm:


Quote:

<ETP> i was for a time one of the t1 advice guru's at MTGnews, which shows how much they suck



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 02:40 am:


Quote:

<Rakso> And you > Miser ;)
<Magimastr> I take that compliment highly :)
<Rakso> Uh...
<Rakso> It was an insult :)
<Magimastr> dangit



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:23 am:


Quote:

<Hannibal> suffering leads to suicide... suicide leads to ONE LESS PERSON TO BUY XMAS GIFTS FOR



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:25 am:


Quote:

<Hannibal> i always thought he was big and fat, until psylum put his picture on his articles on the dojo
<Matt-> lol, no, thats not whats meant by "king of the fatties"
<Hannibal> well, with a name like jamie, i figured he was big
<Matt-> well he said he goes hunting and stuff, i expected a beard
<Hannibal> king of the fatties just helped



By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:52 am:


Quote:

<Rakso> I AM, WIENER



By shade2k1 on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 01:03 am:


Quote:

<jpmeyer> should be a ta review of the mtgnews forums



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 03:20 am:


Quote:

<spin13> if ICT upgraded from Trolls to Cores, from Leaks to Facts, and from Disks to Kegs, and fixed its mana accordingly, it would be sooo much better
<Rakso> Yeah
<Rakso> It'd turn into OSE too




Quote:

<spin13> i tried it out (i cut black altogether though) and it played decently
<spin13> if you cut red enough, you can even run Blood Moon
<ETP> but what about the sedge trolls?
<spin13> masticore is better than troll.
<ETP> they are the backbone of the entire archetype
<PsychoCid> it's not ICT w/o trolls, f00



By Spin13 (Spin13) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 03:36 am:


Quote:

(spin13): in other words, the younger the better, right rakso?
(Rakso): ?
(spin13): yeah, rakso digs rainbow bright
(PsychoCid): lol
(Rakso): Doesn't like Rainbow Brite have nice tits?
(Rakso): Maybe Britney will play her
(Rakso): In Rainbow Brite the movie
(ETP): omg
(spin13): haha. its soo true! rakso is a fiend!
(ETP): i swear rainbow bright was like five years old



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 03:47 am:


Quote:

<Magimastr> I just wanna play
<Rakso> why not test vs Miser? ;)
<Magimastr> I already did
<Magimastr> I pounded his face in
<Magimastr> we never finished our games
<Magimastr> it "unintentionally disconnected"
<Magimastr> both times
<Magimastr> and he blamed me for hacking




Quote:

<Rakso> Why not test vs Hippie Tourach?
<Magimastr> I don't think Hippie has apprentice :P
<Rakso> lol
<Rakso> Um... shade2k1?
<Magimastr> sorry
<Magimastr> nope
<Rakso> why not him?
<Magimastr> never see him around
<Magimastr> he's.."sub-optimal" anyways



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 03:57 am:


Quote:

<Matt-> wastelands are not the problem. the problem is my deck's inability to get both mana AND spells.
<Rakso> Uh...
<Rakso> ICT?



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 04:00 am:


Quote:

<Rakso> What is RTFP?
<Matt-> rip the fucker into pieces?
<jpmeyer> READ THE FUCKING PRIMER
<Demi> Jp 1 Matt 0



By MrBean on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:25 pm:

For great laughter

Hippie Tourach: I have yet to make an actual Keeper, for lack of a concrete metagame to base it on.

However, if I did, it would definitely be 5-color, and have 2 or, more likely, 3 Fact or Fiction. Red doesn't necessarily have to be maindecked, but the Volanic Islands should be so you can SB Shaman and REB.

Rakso: But Keeper is supposed to be the best deck where there is no known metagame...

Hippie Tourach: If you were going to build Keeper without a known metagame, would you maindeck Gorilla Shaman, for example? Cards like the Mox Monkeys can be great in the first game against many decks, but if you don't know if the metagame is powered or not, it's a tough choice.

I probably will eventually make a Keeper for a "balanced" metagame. I have a shell already, but the other card choices are tough to make without knowing a metagame (e.g. mox monkeys, Masticore, Zuran Orb, Misdirection, and Wasteland)

Rakso: EVERYONE builds "The Deck" without a specific metagame in mind for crying out loud.

And if you do (as in, Neutral Ground or Magic Invitational), you change 2-4 cards.

Thinking about no Wasteland... Thinking about no Zuran Orb... Thinking about no Misdirection... hello?

What do you want, an indexed list of every player within a ten block radius before you build your deck?

The Magic Invitational players had the rough decklists of ALL three people they would each play and even THEY weren't so lost about it.


By Hero t Mannetje, the Dutch Pyromaniac (Hero) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 04:56 pm:

Today in #bdchat:

[22:52:07] * [Nimrod]- is listening to BDWieners - Idling Idioticly
[22:52:12] LOL
[22:52:12] anyone for extended?
[22:52:19] lol
[22:52:23] lol
[22:52:28] lol
[22:52:30] lol
[22:52:31] lol-- just to fit in
[22:52:32] lol
[22:52:36] lol - me too
[22:52:41] lol @ all the lol's
[22:52:44] [13:54] (Pyroman): LOL
[22:52:44] [13:54] (ETP): lol
[22:52:44] [13:54] (Barktooth): lol
[22:52:44] [13:54] (lambert): lol
[22:52:44] [13:54] ([Nimrod]-): lol
[22:52:44] [13:54] (nargoT): lol-- just to fit in
[22:52:44] [13:54] (Meridian): lol
[22:52:44] [13:54] (Radagast): lol - me too
[22:52:45] yaaay, 8 lols in a row!
[22:52:50] lol - no-one will notice if I do it twice


By Deranged Parrot (Parrot) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 05:13 pm:


Quote:

<[Nimrod]-> again for the lol race?
* Radagast races --------> lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
* ETP gets off to a slow start --> lol lol lo*trips and falls down crying*



By Matt the Great (Matt) on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 08:11 pm:

there aren't any hot chicks where I work
do you work in a prison?
no, I work at a computer company
close enough


By AndyStok on Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 12:09 am:


Quote:

[13:07] <Rakso> We can't have both Legend and Miser on the same forum
[13:07] <Rakso> So Ban miser
[13:07] <ShadowD> that seems fair




Quote:

[13:08] <Magimastr> I lost a game to miser
[13:08] <ShadowD> ahhhhhh
[13:08] <Magimastr> should
[13:08] <Magimastr> I chop of a limb
[13:08] <Rakso> YOU WHAT?!?!
[13:08] *** Magimastr was kicked by Rakso (Rakso)
[13:08] <jpMISING> you're allowed to
[13:08] <jpMISING> you're an mtgnewser




Quote:

<brimstone> Miser won the mtgnews qualifier!!!!!!
<Magimastr> no fucking way
<PsychoCid> LOL
<Meridian> what does that tell you?
<ShadowD> that seems odd?
<PsychoCid> omg
<exeter> err, what?
<PsychoCid> what a testament
* Everyone applauds.
<ShadowD> if he were the best player in the tourny
<Magimastr> that's who he was playing....
<Meridian> everybody on mtgnews is at least as bad as him
<exeter> is there a MTGnews vs BD tournament going on?
<Magimastr> I qualified
<Sylvester> nope
<ShadowD> *sad
<jpMISING> nope
<Magimastr> I can kick his ass
<jpMISING> if he had one
<KrmtDfrog> there is in the future - or am I not supposed to publicize that?
* Everyone thinks ICT is the saddest deck ever played.
<Meridian> krmt: BD declined to play
<ShadowD> Kermit, unless you can read my mind and predict my future thoughts...
<Meridian> just like I told you we would :p
<KrmtDfrog> rofl why
<ShadowD> bcs
<ShadowD> it would suck
<Meridian> because its not worth our time to wreck mtgnewsers
<ShadowD> we would win
<exeter> hmm
<Magimastr> ya we all suck
<ShadowD> and it would cause even MORE spam on BD
<KrmtDfrog> you DONT want to play T1 vs lamers? :D
<ShadowD> better to waste time playing in silly little e-league tournies =p
<ShadowD> If the other forums were all cool, then I would think it a great idea
<ShadowD> but mtgnews -> not cool
<ShadowD> wotc -> not cool
<Everyone> I'm cool
<Meridian> whats the other board? CPA?
<ShadowD> yeah
<KrmtDfrog> hell, I wanted E-League to play as well, but I wasn't going to ask :P
* Everyone is cool.
<exeter> BD vs CPA might be fun!



By AndyStok on Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 12:13 am:


Quote:

<ShadowD> Ng***a@o***a.com
<ShadowD> We need to talk
<ShadowD> yeah right man
<ShadowD> he can go fuck himself
<Meridian> he's so obnoxious
<Rakso> Funny
<Smmenen> shadow wow
<Rakso> I got another email
<Smmenen> that's strong
<Rakso> u***s@a***a.com
<Rakso> ;)
<ShadowD> w00t




Quote:

<jpMISING> kai gained 20 points from biarritz
<jpMISING> now he's pulling away from eubroken
<Rakso> <jpMISING> kai gained 20 points from biarritz --> And that was on a BAD day ;)



By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 12:25 am:


Quote:

----- Original Message -----
From: "Roy Spires" <2***l@h***y.com>
To: "Oscar Tan" <a***o@o***o.com>
Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2001 11:55 AM
Subject: Re: [bdominia] Fw: Inter-forum apprentice tourney

> Hahaha whats wrong Rakso? Do ya FEAR the Trolls? Are
> ya afraid to play a game in which ya cant cheat? Its
> funny that I was specifically asked if I were going to
> participate, before BD decided ta preemptively throw
> in the towell.
>
> Random Roy Spires....The Random-Miser



By JP 'Polluted' Meyer, the Archivist (Jpmeyer) on Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 12:31 am:


Quote:

<Smmenen> what the hell does mising mean?