cooberp> the last time i had sex
cooberp> i actually asked myself
cooberp> is this as good as pariahing a negator?
cooberp> 
cooberp> the answer, by the way, was yes
cooberp> but the thing is, you see
cooberp> sex gets repetitive after a while
cooberp> and you run out of energy
cooberp> you can replenish pariah onto negators 4 times a game!
Rndm-MisR> holy crap....I just realized that you actually can attack fopr more thebn 5 with a morphling!!!
Rndm-MisR> Pump its touphness to like 10 or so...then pump its power up to 9.....ya just need a heck of alot of mana...
jonb86> yes it does to negave, it's just when damage is delt, it is delt as if it had zero power
not on chat but who cares
Shadow: Of course Azhrei gets away with it. He's like the site mascot.
Lord Azmodan: PROTEST
-Liam
Quote:<[-_-]> Smmenen, type this --> /nick retard
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Its true, we've seen it. CooberP saying:
I lost to sligh. Holy shit, I just lost to sligh. How the hell did I lose to sligh? Enchantress just doesn't lose to Sligh! And by the way, what can you tell me about your jewish dishes?
-Eric
i lost to sligh
You lost to sligh piloted by a 10 year old!!!
But, he was one of the most amazing 10 year olds I ever met. He was a little pernicous. Before I forget, Congrats to Big Chuck and that Pernicous family!!!!!
Zealot> true, but what is your stance on capital punishment?
nargoT> i tink violence is the only way to stop violence
Nimrod> I think spam is the only way to stop spam
Nimrod> I think spam is the only way to stop spam
Nimrod> I think spam is the only way to stop spam
Nimrod> I think spam is the only way to stop spam
Nimrod> I think spam is the only way to stop spam
Nimrod> I think spam is the only way to stop spam
AaronAtog> i think love is the best way to stop violence
Zealot> I think my penis is the only way to stop ur mom
[Rndm-MisR] Jokulhaups > Thieves auction :/
[PsychoCid] omg
[PsychoCid] did miser spell something correctly?
* ETP punches face in the Nebrindil
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don't post Hannibal's quotes on here. If you do that, people won't have any reason to come to the channel after 11 PM, when it turns into #bdsmchat
[17:08] serracoll> in the TOC everytime I see a Morphling I am going to just disconnect
Quote:<MrParrot> the funniest thing ever
<MrParrot> just happened to me
<MrParrot> I was on ebay
<Rakso> ?
<MrParrot> searching for Ancestral Recall
<MrParrot> and I opened one
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<MrParrot> that I saw
<MrParrot> Ancestral Recall Beta
<MrParrot> and it had
<MrParrot> a buy it now
<MrParrot> of $35
<MrParrot> and I was like
<jelal> PARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
<upror> whoa
<MrParrot> HOLY SHIT OMIGODOMIGODWOITH$(*PH(*$@U
<MrParrot> etc.
<MrParrot> then
<Rakso> And?
<MrParrot> I scroll down
<MrParrot> and it's CE
<MrParrot> but
<MrParrot> for 5 seconds of my life
<MrParrot>
[20:02] Smmenen Necro potence is the most prolific card drawer for it's casting cost or less
[20:02] wuaffilia whats your point Smmenen?
[20:02] @Smmenen> it is also the one that asside from Bargain, it is the card drawer that if successfullly cast
[20:02] @Smmenen most likely guarantees a win
[20:02] @Smmenen library of alexandria is a distant 2nd on that
Weissman> i dont play abyss
Weissman> nor do i play nev's disk
Weissman> i like my maindeck are ee bee
Weissman> and i like my swords times three
serra, dont demean urself .. u might even be deluded into thinking ur counterpost can be a tier7 deck at least, since it will handle ict easily
Okay, here was the whole exchange:
Phrike>How does Stasis work with Morphling?
Benson> Morphling + Earthcraft + wild growth, that's how.
jpmeyer> you pay U and kill them
Benson> Oh yeah, that way works too.
Phrike> heh
Phrike> I meant how do you get the mana under Stasis?
kirdape3> you kill stasis somehow, untap, swing
Benson> Stasis recursion + gush
kirdape3> or gush
Phrike> ah
Phrike> duh
CrazyPier> claws of gix :/
CrazyPier> Rescue
Benson> BOP + instill energy :\
* Serracoll why doesn't anyone use the blue card from legends that untaps your lands during their upkeep?
jpmeyer> ur mom + instill energy
Benson> my mom + instill energy = not a combo
gzeiger: Mini forming in #bdmini
ShadowD: growth forming on #dick
ETP: gangbang forming in #urmom
jpmeyer> wow, a rare statement out of hann that isn't about snuff porn or anal sex
AxeMurder> LOL
Azhrei> Mmmmm... anal sex... mmmm....
AxeMurder> anal sex 4L
Azhrei> i mean, what?
Azhrei> ROFL
Hannibal> i am a snuff porn actor
Azhrei> he's been killed 7 times
CaineX> Whoever told me Torment wasnt legal for limited this month
CaineX> Should die
CaineX> a horrible slow death
i tried pasting the entire magic rulebook
cut CF banned me
he's a whore
but cf banend me
Amos
Quote:<Smmenen> JP: if you had to take out one card from your keeper: ancestral or Will which would it be?
<jpmeyer> will most likely since will requires good cadrs in my deck
<jpmeyer> will + ancestral is a combo, but will + prohibit is not
Quote:<Zky9000> I programed your mom last night
<FeverDog> shut up you infant
<Zky9000> damn this is dull, we need steve to come back and say something like prohibit is the most proliphic counterspell, its much better than mana drain or force of will combined
Quote:<ETP> Miser is like OJ
<ETP> We all know he uses backwash we just can't prove it
Quote:<Negator> I ahve no bad weekends
<Negator> jsut all consistent
<Azhrei> except you spend them all playing Magic
<jpmeyer> i wish i spent them all playing magic!
(Nimrod) herby's mom sealed my wurm
(Jonb86) it's pure fat, and it's hard to get rid of
Quote:<ShadowD> how many fingers am I holding up?
<Rakso> i onleeee had seeex cocktaaales
<Rakso> your feengers are all one yer dick so none
<ShadowD> o_O
<ShadowD> damn, how did he know that...
Quote:<AaronMODO> smm is bad at mtg... so what?
<AaronMODO> dont hate him for it?
<Smmenen> I'm not actually sure if there is any statistical evidence to corraborate the concept that I am bad a MTG
Quote:<jpmeyer> i prefer ur mom's periodical section
<Zky9000> Id check her books out
<Dave-> my friend's mom actually has a periodical section cuz shes a librarian
[ETP] i am a pickle, i am in a constant state of relaxation
[ETP] but i am a fickel pickle
[ETP] and prone to attack
Quote:
[16:46] <jelal> burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp
[16:47] <jelal> i just did that irl
[16:47] <jelal> =\
[16:47] <Elemunzer> nice
[16:47] <MrParrot> rofl
[16:47] <MrParrot> kick yourself now
[16:47] <MrParrot> :P
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[16:47] <jelal> oops
[16:47] <MrParrot> :P
[16:47] <MrParrot> rofl
[16:47] <jelal> i was supposed to kick myself
[16:47] <jelal> not you
[16:47] <jelal> =[
[16:47] <MrParrot> you suck
[16:47] <jelal> mybad
[16:47] <MrParrot> :P
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Quote:
<Pyroman> ok, this kinda sucks
<Pyroman> my termonator 2 copy seems to have developed about 10000 bad sectors
<Pyroman> it's already got more errors then a safedisced game
<ETP> or more errors than Miser's logic
<Pyroman> nah, that's impossible
Quote:<monkeydaw> do u have a good t1 deck idea
<Zky9000> Yeah
<Zky9000> Its this total tech deck, its really good against control
<monkeydaw> what is it
<monkeydaw> can u send it to me
<Zky9000> clerics
<monkeydaw> i need a new t1
<Zky9000> you can prevent all the damage from morphlings, and from sligh
<monkeydaw> cool
<monkeydaw> do u have 1 made
<Zky9000> no
<monkeydaw> oh
<monkeydaw> what should it have in it other then clerics
<Zky9000> Prohibit
<monkeydaw> anything else
<Zky9000> Have to have arcane denials too, the card drawing is too good
<monkeydaw> so its based upon
<monkeydaw> preventing damage
<Zky9000> its control/damage prevention
<Zky9000> and then you win with your cleric hordes
<Zky9000> you need to play 1 glorius anthem for your kill
<monkeydaw> like a mob
<monkeydaw> k
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<Smmenen> it's a normal topic
<Smmenen> that says who we are
<Smmenen> and what he are interested in
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<Smmenen> ??
Quote:<Rndm-MisR> It is common knowledge in Zimbabwe, that if your opponent attacks you with an Atog, and doesnt sacrifice an artifact, then his opponent is obligated to give him a glass of goats milk.
<AaronAtog> it is common knowledge in zimbabwe that any desiring male can purchase a night with rndm's mom for three copper coins
<CF> and: The Zimbabwe national council has just publically taken a stand AGAINST ICT in competetive MTG play.
Azhrei> the invitational wasn't even figured in really
Smmenen> azhrie just said the invitational has something to do with it
Smmenen> thank you benson
Smmenen> so you can apologize now
Benson> wow Smmenen.
Smmenen> I think the appr is accurate to my irl Keeper's hands
Azhrei> i pity your IRL keeper
Azhrei> no WONDER you think it's bad
Quote:<nargoT> arcane denial isnt bad
Quote:Negator> I essentially am a natural born winner
<jpmeyer> <Negator> I essentially am a natural born wiener
<Negator> i did not say that, jp
Quote:<Spherical> I bet Miser's pet name for his dick is "Invincible Counter Troll."