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Nicknames

• Land Card Nicknames

• Artifact Card Nicknames

• Gold Card Nicknames

• Black Card Nicknames

• Blue Card Nicknames

• Green,Red,White,Miscellaneous Card Nicknames

LAND

Bottomless Vault

Fort Knox

City of Brass

Tim and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat; City of Pain

Desert

Tim Under the Sand; Tim's Backyard; The Land Before Tim; Tim at the Beach; Tim's house

Forest

Future Parking Lot

Island of Wak-Wak

Island of Wacked; Gilligan's Island

Kjeldoran Outpost

Dude Ranch

Maze of Ith

Maze of Ick; Mega Ick; Maze of Twit; Maze of Itch; Maze of cheese; Blight bait

Mishra's Factory

Ticked off union workers; Stumpy

Oasis

Tim's favorite vacation spot

Plains

More Kansas Flatland

Rainbow Vale

"This land is my land, this land is your land..."; Bong Land; Reading Rainbow; Happy land

Safe Haven

Witness protection program; Hidey Hole

Taiga

Kird Ape County

Timberline Ridge

Tenderloin Ribs

Urza Lands

Urza's Bug; Urza's Baked Potato; Big Ben

ARTIFACTS

Aeolipile

Tim in a Bottle; The Holy Hand Grenade

Aladdin's Ring

Tim's Cannon; The Timinator; Tim on drugs; The ShotGun; Bazooka; Spock Ring; Thump!; Mana Cannon

Armageddon Clock

Tick, tock...

Barbed Sextant

Barbie's sextant; Barbie's dream cantrip;

Basalt Monolith

Phallic Battery; Neveready Battery

Black Lotus

Rich but Dumb; Big bad flower; Flower Power!

Black Mana Battery

Foul Flowerpot

Black Vise

Not Nice; Velveeta; Summon Opponent Loses The Game; Dummy Crusher; Well aged cheddar

Blue Mana Battery

Pacific Hydroelectric

Bone Flute

Skin Flute

Bottle of Suleiman

Bottle of Sillyman; Bottle of Djinn; Djinn in a Jug; Pop Up Djinn

Brass Man

The Gimp; Beaker; The Nutless Wonder; C3P0; The Tin Woodsman

Chaos Orb

happy fun ball; Cocoa Puff; Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Coal Golem

The THING

Colossus of Sardia

Andre, wearing a holocaust cloak from The Princess Bride; Rocky

Cursed Rack

Confiscation Day; Tax audit

Cyclopean Tomb

King Tut's Tomb

Didgeridoo

Cow Call

Dingus Egg

Dingle Egg

Elkin Bottle

Bottle of Suck

Feldon's Cane

Serra Insurance

Fellwar Stone

Wellfare Stone; Mox Pyrite; City of Brasstone

Fountain of Youth

IV Drip

Gauntlets of Chaos

Jonsey's Mittens of Confusion

Gauntlet of Might

Disechant Target

Glasses of Urza

Summon Annoy Opponent; Cheat sheet

Grapeshot Catapult

Surface to Air Tim; Skeet Shooter

Green Mana Battery

Magic Mirror

Howling Mine

Happy Mine; Howling mime

Ice Cauldren

Mice cauldren

Icy Manipulator

Icky Manipulator; Twiddle Stick; Spicy Rejunivator; Icy

Implements of Sacrifice

Lotus wanna-be

Iron Star

Oriental Red

Ivory Tower

Phallic Tower

Jade Monolith

Statues of Easter Island

Jade Statue

"I saw it MOVE!!! I Swear, I saw it MOVE!!!"; Gumby; Buddha

Jayemdae Tome

Book; Look it up

Jester's Cap

Jester's Crap; Summon Pickpocket; Wet Head; Deck Rapist

Jeweled Amulet

Mox on layaway; Poor Man's Mox; Baby Mox; Ashnod's Broken Mox

Juggernaut

Fugglynaut; Lightning Rod; Bolt Bait; Juggersnot; Mamma Jugs, I believe; "chug-a-chug-a chug-a-chug-a"; Lightning rod; Juggy

Mana Crypt

Tim's Slot Machine

Mana Vault

Tim in a Safe

Meekstone

Limbo Stick

Mirror Universe

The Big Cheese

Mox Emerald

Mood Ring; Elf on a rope

Nevinyrral's Disk

Reset Button; Larry Niven's Disk; Panic Button; Kaboum!; The Great Equalizerl; Neville's disk; Vinnie

Obsianus Golem

Rocky; Obscene Gole; Chocolate Thunder; Obseqious Golem; Stinky

Ornithopter

Hornythopter; Ornipopper; Atog food; Orniflopter

Primal Clay

Gumby

The Rack

Are you on crack!?; Supply-sider Magic

Rackalite

Rack-a-lame; the mana sponge

Red Mana Battery

Chili Pepper; Blood Bank

Ring of Maruf

Ring of My Roof

Rocket Launcher

Semi-automatic Tim; Teenage Turtles with Rabies; Tim with an Uzi; Tim on a shoulder

Rod of Ruin

Tim on a stick; Ugly Stick; B.B. Gun; Artifact Tim

Roterothopter

Roto Rooter; Jurassic park anyone?; Orni's big brother

Serrated Arrows

TimSneeze, Timanche; Bulls Elf!!!!!

Snake Basket

Can of Worms

Soldelvi Golem

Juggernaut in training

Soldevi Sentry

Soldevi Surfer

Sol Grail

Holy Grail; Mox Prism

Sol Ring

Flaming Cheerio; Ring of Fire; Mystic Donut

Spirit Shield

Sulu

Standing Stones

"I can't afford a city of brass"

Sunstone

Fogrock

Triskelion

Three-Shot Pistol; Three shot tim; Tim on a timer; Robo-Tim; Mad Shop-vac; 3 Tims in a tube

Urza's Bauble

FREE GIFT!; Atog Fodder

Vexing Arcanix

Psychic Hotline; Russian Roulette: the home game; The Perpetual Stomach Ache

VooDoo Doll

Cabbage Patch Tim; Grandma's pin cushion; Acupuncture gone awry

White Mana Battery

Solar Panel

Wooden Sphere

Morning Wood

Yotian Soldier

Serra Junkpile

Zuran Orb

Zorb; Zuran cheeseball; Summon twenty more turns

GOLD

Angus MacKenzie

Mr. Fog

Arcades Sabboth

Ozzy

Elemental Augury

The Psychic Friends Network

Essence Vortex

How much you like that critter?

Gwendolyn Di Corci

Original owner of the Disrupting Scepter

Kasmir the Lone Wolf

Kasmir the lame wolf

Kjeldoran Frostbeast

The Abominable Snowman; The Ghost; Kjeldoran Frostbite

Lady Caleria

Lady Celery; Lady Calorie

Lord Magnus

Lord Pupa (looks like he's cocooned)

Marhault Elsdragon

Conan the Barbarian; Mr. Spock on steroids

Merieke Ri Berit

If Seasingers could walk...; Devil Seasinger

Mountain Titan

Mr happy

Nebuchadnezzar

Old Geezer

Skeleton Ship

PermaTim

Stangg

Ren & Stimpy; Bert and Ernie; Cheech and Chong; Yin and Yang; Multiple Man; Two for one sale; Twin Trouble; He's two mints in one!; Beavis & Butthead; Pinky and the Brain

Storm Spirit

Tim on Acid

Tor Wauki

Tor the Wacky

BLACK

The Abyss

The Bermuda Triangle

Abyssal Specter

Chicken Rider

All Hallow's Eve

Dawn of the Dead; Tim's Night Out

Banshee

Tim's P.O.ed ancestor; Tim on steroids

Baron Sengir

Fireball fuel; Baron Harkonnen

Bog Imp

Pimp daddy

Breeding Pit

Doritos (Crunch all you want; we'll make more); hippy protest camp; Lord of the Pit food; Torach's dinner

Brine Shaman

Jacques Cousteau [look very closely]

Cosmic Horror

Cthulhu; the Thing that goes Bump in the Night

Cuombajj Witches

Tim' Evil Stepsisters; Kumbaya Witches; Tim's ex-girlfriends; Timmerang; Mrs. Tim

Cursed Land

Urza's Three Mile Island; "Hey, who played Flight on the control rods?"

Cyclopean Mummy

King Tut; Unrecyclable Mummy; Cyclo-peon Mummy; "Hey, what happened to my Cyclopean Tomb?"

Dark Banishing

"Fix em'"

Darkness

Black Fog

Demonic Attorney

Dwarven Simpson Defense Team

Demonic Consultation

DC; "Boy, I really need that card!!!"

Demonic Tutor

Demonic Booger (Demonic Tutor helps you "pull out a good one".) ; Demonic Neutor; Demonic Cheater; Demonic Tooter; Geometry teacher; DT; Demonic Two-Door; "Go Fish"

Derelor

Derelict; Juzam Jr.; Thrull Cow

Diseased Vermin

Plague Rats, v. 2.0

Drain Life

Tinkerbell goes bad

Dread Wight

Dead Weight

Drudge Skeletons

Juggernaut Feed; "'Tis but a scratch!" ; "None shall pass."

Dry Spell

Raid

El-Hajjaj

El-Haha

Erg Raiders

Third Graders; Egg Riders; Urban Raiders; ERRRRGH!; Refrigerator raider

The Fallen

Ex-Tim

Fallen Angel

Serras bloodthirsty twin

Fevered Strength

Rabies

Frozen Shade

Frozen Pop

Goast Hounds

"nice doggie... AHHHH!"

Grandmother Sengir

Dr. Ruth; Grandma; Grandmama; "Come sit on grandma's lap!"; The Old Bag

Hasran Ogress

Chubby Tart; Little Miss Slobbiddy; Jabba Da' Slut

Hecatomb

Gattling Tim; Metronome(pokes constantly); Pestilence with Glasses

Hell's Caretaker

Hell Gate Keeper; The Crypt Keeper

Howl from beyond

Howl from behind; Creature belches a fireball

Hyalopterous Lemure

Hypotanuse Lemure; Hippopotamus; Hypo-lazurus Lemure

Hymn To Tourach

My Dinner With Tourach

Hypnotic Specter

Hypnotic Sphincter; Damn Hippies; Hyppie, Hippie; Nymphonya sphinctor; Hippy

Infernal Darkness

"Hey, who turned out the lights?"; Blackout

Initiates of the Ebon Hand

the filter

Inquisition

Tim on a witch hunt; "Nobody expects the Spanish..."

Irini Sengir

"I want my alimony!"

Juzam Djinn

Ol' Ugly; Juice and Gin

Krovikan Vampire

Dr. Kevorkian vampire; Cherub

Lord of the Pit

Pit friendless; Lord it's a Pity; Fluffy, Lord of the Cess Pit; Summon Self Destruct Sequence; Peaches; Up-and-coming Slim-Fast customer

Marsh Gas

"Who sliced the cheese!!"

Mind Twist

Mind Cheese

Moor Fiend

Morphine; Moor Friend

Necrite

Not Right

Nether Shadow

He'll Be Back!!

Norrit

IGNorrit(ignore it)

Paralyze

"Red light!"; Mononucleosis; Summon Centaur Belly button Blaster; Liposuction

Pestilence

Smiley

Pox

The Black Plague

Royal Assassin

Vinnie; "Quick! Get that Lightning Bolt out!"; Super Tim!; Le Royal with Cheese; Homicidal Tim

Sengir Autocrat

Shemp (with Larry, Moe, and Curly)

Sengir Vampire

Telly; Cueball; Uncle Fester; Tom Cruise (Interview...); Captain Picard; Stinger; Vlad; Lawyer (gains off of other peoples suffering.); Lestat; Strahd

Sorceress Queen

Resourceless queen; the visene lady; Sengir spoonfeeder

Soul Burn

Soul Food (heals caster)

Stench of Evil

"All Right, Who Farted?"

Torture

Timspell

Touch of Death

Poke o' Death

Uncle Istvan

Leatherface with a Hatchet; Uncle Istie; Jason (from Friday the 13th); Uncle Willy; Wall of Istivan, wall of uncle's, wall of old farts; O.J. Simson; The old man from scene 24 (Holy Grail); Uncle Izzy

Veldrane of Sengir

Kurt veldrane the singer; Mick (Jagger)

Will o' the Wisp

Wall o' the Wisp

Yawgmoth Demon

The Pitlord's bad hair day; Atog with a shotgun

BLUE

Aether Storm

Birth Control

Apprentice Wizard

Mana Man; Merlin

Balduvian Conjurer

Bony Conjurer

Brainstorm

And now, deep thoughts...; "That was my skull!!! I'm so wasted!!!"

Camarid

Baby Crawdad

Clone

Xerox; Photo Copy

Control Magic

"Wow, I've always wanted one of these!"; Herbal Extacy

Counterspell

"Not on my shift!"; Try again!; "Maybe later!"; "You thought"; "As if!"; "You didn't say Mother May I"; "Not to be!" ; Simon didn't say; Blocked!

Counterspell (IA)

Shutdown in a swimsuit

Deep Spawn

Big Crawdad; Rock, rock, Rock Lobster!; Blue Lobster

Flash Counter

"No, I insist!"

Flying Men

Flap Flap

Flood

"Another tragic plumbing accident!"; "Get your tools!"; "Let's go surfing!"

Force Spike

For Spite

Ghost Ship

Tim on the Titanic

Giant Albatross

"Albatross! Albatross!"; "It's got a bloody Albatross flavour!"

Giant Oyster

Tim trap

Giant Shark

Jaws

Homarid

Crawdad

Homarid Spawning Bed

Crawdad Farm; Seafood Restaurant

Island Fish Jasconius

Wrath of Cod; Wall of Really Big Fish; I'm standin on a what!?!?; Giant sushi bar

Jump

Pocket rocket

Juxtapose

"Just suppose" we had different creatures!

Leviathan

Terminator; The Windsock; Fog Bait; Mr. Fishie

Magical Hack

David Copperfield

Mahamoti Djinn

Margarine Djinn

Mana Short

Child support; not today; shoulda paid your electric bill; Poor man's Timewalk

Marjhan

Martzipan; Margarine

Memory Lapse

"Stay tuned- Same deck, next round!"; Time Walk

Mystic Decree

The FAA; Ground Control

Mystic Remora

Pesce alla Jayemdae

Phantom Monster

Cookie Monster

Pirate Ship

Tim on a cruise; Tim on a boat; Tim on a Ship; Aqua-Tim; Admiral Tim; Timtanic; Swim Tim; Tims of the Carribean

Polar Kraken

Nice Puppy. . .; "Granny! What big teeth you have!"; "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea"

Portent

IMPortent(it's important to see the upcoming cards)

Power Sink

Disgruntled Lunchlady(Breakfast exploded again); I hate cleaning the toilet!!

Prodigal Sorcerer

Tim; Pierre; Picard; Particle Bob; InTIMadator; Pinger; Bink; Binky; Prod; POKE!; Prodigal Popper; Poker, Prodigal Poker; Prodigal Sniper; Jacques

Psychic Allergy

Tim with a cold

Psionic Entity

Suicidal Tim; S&M Tim; Akira

Puppet master

Japedo; "Toby! Toby! ...Yes, lord Kuruku?"

Ray Of Command

Jack Kevorkian

Ray of Erasure

Millstone wanna-be

Remove Soul

Miscarriage

Reveka Wizard Savant

Tim's Eccentric Uncle

Sea Serpent

Wall of Fish; Wall of Scales

Seasinger

Clam Chick

Sergovian Leviathan

Baby Leviathan

Sibilant Spirit

"Ready or not, here I come..."

Sunken City

Magic Rocks

Suq'Ata Firewalker

Fireproof Tim, Firefighter Tim

Thoughtlace

Eye of Eyelace

Time Elemental

"Go away. Go on, scoot. Shoo."

Timetwister

Wheel of Feldon

Time Walk

"Here we go again!!!"

Unsummon

"Who's there?"; "Who's attacking? I don't see anybody."

Wall of Vapor

Vapor Barrier; "Ok, Who farted"

Zephyr Falcon

Serrakeet (mini Serra Angel); Zippy the wonder chicken!!; Serra Chicken

Zuran Spellcaster

Jim; Tom; Tim on Ice; Timsicle; Zim; Frozen Tim; Ice-T; Tim Twin; Zack; Al from Home Improvement; Uncle Tim; Grandpa Tim

Zur's Weirding

"If you can read this card, you have already lost"; Show and Tell