151 : When your referred to as the "Demonic Attorney"
Zur
152 : You know you've been playing too much Magic when you drink Coors Light just to Tap the Rockies.
Garon Niehaus
153 : You know you've been playing too much magic when in Shakespeare studies class, you recognize card quote.
Dan
154 : When You Can Spend $120 On A Mox Without Wincing.
Sir Tomas
155 : When You're sitting on the floor of your best friends house at four forty five in the morning having a serious conversation about what You think your own color combos would be if you were a Legend
Sir Tomas
156 : you take that statistics class in order to help you build better decks.
Ken Kopin
157 : you run 75 'test' games to determine if you need to add that extra forest or not.
Ken Kopin
158 : you are on your third set of basic lands, having worn out the first two.
Ken Kopin
159 : you and your friends all know each others decks so well, you no longer need the decks to play.
Ken Kopin
160 : the local card shop calls to let you know a new expansion set is coming out, and asks if you will be reserving "Your usual?"
Ken Kopin
161 : When Wizards of The Coast blames YOU when expansion sets come out late.
The Disturbed One
162 : The entire World Economy colapses when you forget to go to the card store for one day.
The Disturbed One
163 : When you run for president and promise "A starter deck in every home!"
The Disturbed One
164 : You know you've been playing too much magic when you find these jokes funny!
The Great Azerel
165 : when you tell your local comic shop owner that you are quitting magic and he commits suicide
Gandalf The Grey
166 : You refer to members of the oposit sex as "Common", "Uncommon" & "Rare"
dereck
167 : You keep saying "done" at bridge tourneys instead of "pass"
Lester Biskupsky (BOB)
168 : You wont touch your iguanna because it looks like a Thicket Balisk
Aikido
169 : You get a flat tire at night and have to break out the Mana Flares
Aikido
170 : You think that the Colossus of Sardius is one of the wonders of the world
Michael Trommler
171 : You go out seraching for the stream of life
Michael Trommler
172 : You ask for an albaster potion when you have a cold
Michael Trommler
173 : you think Fort Knox has a bottomless vault
Michael Trommler
174 : you celebrate buying your 25000th card
Michael Trommler
175 : you wonder how much red mana you'll get for tapping Mount Everest
Michael Trommler
176 : You Know You've Been Playing Magic Too Much When: You Declare the Money You got For your Trades As Part of Your Taxable Income.
The Fragman
177 : You Spend All Of your Time Making Everyday Objects Into Magic cards... (Urza's Toaster.... Mono artifact..)
The Fragman
178 : You Have The "Arena" Artwork As Your Windows Wallpaper..
The Fragman
179 : The First 16 Web Bookmarks in Netscape are all Magic Pages...
The Fragman
180 : You Frequently Come To Blows With Your Friends Over Which is the Best Colour.
The Fragman
181 : You are restricted from the Ann-Hava-inn
J
182 : Richard Garfield refuses to play with you because your deck is unfair
J
183 : You read the book entitled "Advanced Magic Tricks" and wonder, "What MORON wrote this!?"
J
184 : You memorize a nickname for EVERY SINGLE CARD.
J
185 : You confuse Penn and Teller with Mishra and Urza.
Nick James
186 : When you start wearing a shirt that says :" MY BEST FRIEND IS A TIME ELEMENTAL ."
JRS
187 : you put an Atog in the place of your picture on an ID card, claiming that you just had a bad day
Morgenes
188 : You know you have been playing Magic too long when you find yourself playing Magic with your dog
King Tio
189 : You know you have been playing Magic too long when your coffee breaks at work are substituted for Magic breaks.
King Tio
191 : You know you have been playing Magic too long when you start calling your dog Atog.
Mary Van Tyne
192 : You know you have been playing Magic too long when you find it amusing when you use storm cualdron and fastbond to play and tap 500 some mana just to stream of life back to your original life.
Dann Burdette
193 : You know you have been playing Magic too long when your drug habits suffer because you spend too much money on magic
"The fan"
194 : You're using pennies to show tapping and have over $3 on the table.
Arrion
195 : You count your money in terms of how many cards you can get with it.
Arrion
196 : when your bed is surrounded by all 5 COP's whenever you go to sleep.
JD of UTC
197 : when you forget when the last time you lost
Gandalf
198 : when you begin to suffer from 'card burn'. Symptoms: Reddish blisters on thumb and forefinger of right hand
Gandalf
199 : you go to hallmark looking for atog ornaments to hang on your christmas tree
p5ycass0
200 : when you try and convince your friends that MOX can be used as a word when playing scrabble
p5ycass0
201 : when you think 'Stench of Evil' would be a good cologne
p5ycass0
202 : When you start reffering to your friends as commons, your parents as uncommons, and your girlfriends/boyfriends as rares.
Tekay Mc Gregor
203 : you and your friend argue over who is better looking...Serra Angel or Fire Elemental
Traf
204 : You play so often that every Magic player in town knows EXACTLY which deck you're playing as soon as the first land hits the table
Zopa
205 : When your car gets stolen you say:"Thank god my cards weren't in there!!!"
Zopa
206 : You start wondering what sort of creature you'd be, or at least what your power/toughness would be if you were
Mishra
207 : You roll up a thalid and smoke it to see if you start tippin'
Elmer Egorger
208 : If you find yourself wishing for an Orcish Spy in BlackJack or a Braingeyeser in Uno
Steve Lewis
209 : You go to tournaments to pick up girls
MAD Squirrel
210 : when you sit in a restaurant and try to tap your money in order to get summon the waitress.
Sil
211 : Your teacher says "element" and suddenly you find yourself naming them off -- fire, thorn, cloud, etc.
Annonymous
212 : The only reason these are funny is that you know this is exactly what you do.
Annonymous
213 : When someone does something andyou say "In response..."
LuCaS644
214 : you try to memorize all the cards by their pictures
Philonius
215 : When you spary your house to get rid of Creeping Mold
WayneDolling
216 : You can identify what "new" cards have been copied from old cards
JDurham
217 : When you have a lot of homework, you try to use Ray of Erasure on it
Stephan
218 : You won't go swimming because you're afraid that a Dan-Dan will get you.
Stephan
219 : When Someone is angry, you say they've gained trample
Stephan
220 : You hope that the people at wizards of the coast will start manufactoring Glasses of Urza for real use.
Cyberscorp
221 : when you get 40 sealed boxes of boosters and throw away all the "bad" cards leaving you with 3 cards in total
Corkill
222 : when you and your friends argue about which combo is badder 24 black lotus and 9,000 lightning bolts or 24 black lotus 18 b.f.m (both cards) 16 fervor and 12 braingeyser.
Corkill
223 : when you like bringing your opponent down to 1 life than stream of lifeing them back up to 20 use tons of cards to return cards from your gravyard to your library and start back at step 1
Corkill
224 : you know you've been playing magic too long when you get a tattoo of Juzam Djinn.
jstuebinger
225 : ...when someone says to stop twiddling your thumb, and you claim there's no other way to keep them untapped
Jimioneill
226 : ...when you consider magic cards drawn by a 400-pund slobbering oaf to be hot
Jimioneill
227 : ...when you pull out an Ekandu Cyclops card for anatomy class
Jimioneill
228 : ...when you send in a joke a long as that one
Jimioneill
229 : ...when you try to find different pics of Selenia, Dark Angel to put up over your bed, and are disappointed at the results
Jimioneill
230 : ...When you walk into the magic shop and the man at the counter asks "The usual?"
Narg
231 : ...when you build decks from cards you made and laminated to perfection
Mike
232 : ...When you run, jump from one spot to another, and then come to an abrupt stop, and claim to be "Planeswalking"!
J.A. Madden
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