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Top New Submissions -- 10 March 1998
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Nicknames
Check out how many "cousins" Tim has, in this huge collection of 600+ nicknames!
Last updated : 8 August 2000

Jokes about Magic in General
"What do you get when you put a Benalish Hero in an Ice Cauldron?" and other various Magic related jokes
Last updated : 9 March 1998

You know you've been . . .
Huge list of 100+ "You know you've been playing too much Magic when..." jokes
Last updated : 10 March 1998

Cool/Funny Card Creations
I cast Department of Funny Walks on my Knights who say 'Ni", and then summon the Energizer Bunny...
Last updated : 8 August 2000